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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Emo_hug, 22 May 2006.

  1. Emo_hug


    Joined: 14 Jun 2004

    Posts: 4,551


    On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
    following people are suddenly stranded by as the result of a shipwreck:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
    2 French men and 1 French woman
    2 German men and 1 German woman
    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    2 English men and 1 English woman
    2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
    2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
    2 American men and 1 American woman
    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on these same absolutely stunning islands, the following
    things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
    with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
    cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
    English woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and
    another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant
    and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply
    employees for their stores.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
    the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true
    nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity
    of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and
    palm trees

    make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
    treated her better than they do; how her relationship with her mother is
    improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

    The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set
    up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
    it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But
    they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

    Another Meh
  2. ElRazur


    Joined: 15 Mar 2005

    Posts: 10,424

    Location: I am everywhere...

    lol, Nice i like it.... I saw some of it coming though.
  3. pyro


    Joined: 23 Nov 2002

    Posts: 16,167

    We aint fags, godamn it! :mad:

    But, lol :p
  4. penski


    Joined: 9 May 2005

    Posts: 20,834

    Location: NE8

    Hey - your ancestors bummed boys, not mine! ;)

  5. RandomTom


    Joined: 28 Sep 2004

    Posts: 8,541

    your sig is too big, tis over 20kb you fag noob ;) :p