Daily Confession Thread

[Dirk Diggler]

I think it could be interesting to have a daily confession thread, where the first person to post in that 24hr period gets to invite others to confess to a subject matter of their choosing (preferably with some justification). We can then spend the day discussing the confessions offered (preferably with some judgemental critique).

It sounds crap, but I think it will be awesome.

I would like to suggest the first confession, and invite you to read the following question in your head, to the tune of "Dignity" by Deacon Blue.

Who here has scooped up a deposit from their dog's anus, placed it in a bag, and hung it on a tree?

TIA

 

[Thekwango]

so, a thread for folk to make up fantastical stories to try and make their dull lives sound fun, interesting or maybe even edgy

 

[SideWinder]

so, a thread for folk to make up fantastical stories to try and make their dull lives sound fun, interesting or maybe even edgy

Confess! Confess!

 

[ivrytwr3]

There's a tree in my local wood affectionately known as 'Poo Tree'.

It seems some of the locals now actively add to the tree as every branch has a bag with dog deposit attached. Obvs some people must find this amusing, i on the other hand, find it disgusting.

 

[Ayahuasca]

I've done that but only on walks where I can loop back around and pick it up to bin it.

 

[labbby]

i have hung it on a tree before but i didn't use a bag.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I've done that but only on walks where I can loop back around and pick it up to bin it.

I think, just like your dog, we can let that one go.

 

[Martynt74]

If you search there was an Anonymous Confessions thread which Magnolia used to create, i think it started to dry up though in later creations.

 

[Ayahuasca]

I think, just like your dog, we can let that one go.

Nah, I cry myself to sleep at night when an onlooker gives me that look of disappointment.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

i have hung it on a tree before but i didn't use a bag.

*Checks username*

It was your poo, admit it boy. Just admit it, you know you want to, you know you want to...

 

[Dirk Diggler]

If you search there was an Anonymous Confessions thread which Magnolia used to create, i think it started to dry up though in later creations.

I see this more of a mash up of that thread and the "things that irritate you" thread, although slightly better than the sum of them both.

 

[Thekwango]

Confess! Confess!

i would but the statute of limitations hasn't kicked in on some of my more colourful confessions!

 

[Deleted member 77746]

These will just end up been stories. Nothing more than made up stuff.

The same as the following other threads.

v1 - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248
v2 - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266
v3 - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18408016
v4 - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18517688
v5 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18627900
v6 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v6.18748954/
v7 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v7.18829871/
v8 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v8.18868138/

Enjoy your reading.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

These will just end up been stories. Nothing more than made up stuff.

This is an original format.

Any more accusations to the contrary and there's a good chance I'll lose my temper.

 

[Thekwango]

Any more accusations to the contrary and there's a good chance I'll lose my temper.

woah, settle down there slugger. don't want you getting all riled up over some made up stories

 

[Deleted member 77746]

This is an original format.

So you want only made up stories? Sure where can I send you one?

 

[Dirk Diggler]

So you want only made up stories? Sure where can I send you one?

Post it in the box below this message.

 

[uber soldat]

I raid poo trees and post them through letterboxes.

 

[Chris Wilson]

If you've got away with whatever it was so far, keep your bleedin' gob shut, and I'm not even charging you £500 an hour for the obvious good advice

And get your hand off my thigh Father...

 

[Allnamestaken]

Didnt we have an anonymous posting thing a while back?