Darn it, a zombie apocolypse! What three video game characters do you want with you?

A Terminator - Would love to see a zombie try and chow down on one of these suckers
Liberty Prime - Took an orbital laser to stop him and even that didn't finish the job.
Dog - Because everyone loves Dog.

Its a zombie apocalypse, try and avoid recruiting what is essentially a walking buffet.

Yes, however...

All those make a huge amount of noise. So you'd have every zombie within a 3 mile radius heading for you...forever.

Robots can't sneak. :p
 
Dante - seriously he's half devil, and with devil trigger what zombie is gonna be able to do much to him, I doubt he'd even be infectable because of the devil blood, and he can take serious damage without being any worse for wear (see DMC4 for an example)
Samus - metal...teeth...just isn't happening, not to mention if it all goes horribly wrong she's got a remote controllable ride to get you out of there...
Geralt - he's a monster hunter, he's a witcher, he's intelligent, he knows what to do.

Oddly enough, none of these are 100% human, but they're not really what you'd call superhuman.
They also have enough specialities between them to cover each other and you. Dante is probably the most rounded, Samus has the most kit and strongest ranged equipment, and Geralt, well, he knows how to get up close and personal and come out breathing, zombies/undead are just another monster to him.

None of them are stupid either, they're smart enough to know when to fall back etc, some of the other obvious characters like Duke and Doomguy are a little too...direct.
 
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Quite simply:

Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear)

And if I had to pick another two:

Medic (TF2)
and a female character to go in the kitchen
 
Robots can't sneak. :p

One has a backpack full of nukes and is 50ft tall, another is an unstoppable killing machine and the last is perfectly capable of taking down gunships and striders and then race a car up a mountain.

Why would we want to sneak?
 
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Pyro?? Flames are hardly the best weapon against zombies:

1. It wouldn't destroy the brain before they were tearing into you
2. They'd be tearing into you...WHILE ON FIRE!

:p
 
Um I can't comment on Samus but Dante and Geralt are pretty much exactly what you would call superhuman :p

Meh I suppose they're borderline, not quite what I'd call superhuman though, especially not compared to a lot of the video game heroes out there! Guess it depends on how OP you're looking for :D

If I couldnt take Geralt and Dante because they're a bit too OTT, I'd take Samus, Tony Stark [Iron Man] and Isaac Clarke (same as Marked One...been there, got the night of the living dead t-shirt).

I figure unless they've got some sort of decent upclose weaponry that isn't going to allow the zombies to get to close, it'd be much better to stay at range, and on the off chance something gets too close, Samus suit should offer her enough protection to hold stuff off for the others to get to better firing range, same with Iron Man. (Now Samus and Stark without the suits are relatively close to human, Samus is a bit beyond, but not superhuman, I mean Samus is kinda like a better, female, version of Iron Man :p)
Depends on whether non-superhuman characters with additional kit pushing them borderline counts or not, as Samus/Stark both count as this.

Most of the characters with decent upclose weaponry are moving a bit to close to OTT if Dante/Geralt cross the line.
 
Pyro?? Flames are hardly the best weapon against zombies:

1. It wouldn't destroy the brain before they were tearing into you
2. They'd be tearing into you...WHILE ON FIRE!

:p

Good point, i'd also forgot that a real life zombie apocolyse would have FF on, so the Pyro isn't looking like such a good bet.

Best swap out for another heavy then :D
 
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Faith as a scout and runner, also there for companionship when times get hard.

Garrus as the marksman and general comedy genius.

Dogmeat for jobs that humans can't do, like rescuing Andy from the gun store.

Me, well I'm prepping a funnel in the picture I used so I'll be the bitter alcoholic member of the team.


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