Darwin awards announced

Some of those are just shocking :(

Two women trying to get back to their car would rather run across a 7 lane motorway then wait for a free bus. Beggers belief :/
 
[DW]Muffin said:
Two women trying to get back to their car would rather run across a 7 lane motorway then wait for a free bus. Beggers belief :/

A bit more chlorine in the gene pool never hurt anyone. Kinda.
 
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think darwin awards are great been reading them for bout 5 yrs now anyone seem the film they made about them ?

Yeah it's quite funny. If anyone's not sure what it is, it's not a documentary, not a real one anyway, it's entirely fictional. Although I think some of the deaths in it are partially based on ones rumoured to be true.
 
(27 July 2007, Guadalajara, Mexico) 24-year-old Jessica was working out in the Provincia Hotel's gym when she realised she needed something from the floor below. Instead of picking up the phone, using the intercom, or just walking downstairs, she decided that the open shaft of the industrial lift was the communications device for her.
So Jessica stuck her head into the empty shaft to shout to the people downstairs. And somehow, she missed noticing that the elevator was coming up towards her. If the elevator had been going down, one could say that she was in no position to observe the approaching lift. But, leaving aside the stupidity of sticking your head into an elevator shaft, if she was looking down, how could she miss the mass of metal inexorably headed her way?

Since an elevator cage and a skull are both solid objects, one had to give. Let's just say, the elevator won. Jessica will be missed by her family, but not by the gene pool.

Brilliant.
 
Yeah it's quite funny. If anyone's not sure what it is, it's not a documentary, not a real one anyway, it's entirely fictional. Although I think some of the deaths in it are partially based on ones rumoured to be true.

I thought the film wasn't very good. It's a fictional story about a dectective who works for an insurance firm. He sets himself the job of finding the formula to why a certain type of person may kill themselves in a stupid way.

I've read all the books and from what I remember a majority if not all of the stories in the film are real cases. For example Dog and Jeep, The one with the rocket car, the coke machine death and the one where a businessman jumped through his window that he claimed was "shatterproof"

Stick to the books i'd say and give the film a miss.
 
I've read all the books and from what I remember a majority if not all of the stories in the film are real cases. For example Dog and Jeep, The one with the rocket car, the coke machine death and the one where a businessman jumped through his window that he claimed was "shatterproof"
The metallica concert one was reported to the Darwin awards site, but it turned out to be false. I think that might be true of some of the others as well.
 
NOTIHING beats the JATO Man IMO. :D

oops, see below. Urban legend, but still...
 
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Swearie :/

URBAN LEGEND! The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.

It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.

Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.

The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:

The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.

The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
 
My unit took over an Iraqi ammunition holding area in 2003, securing this large piece of real estate was a bit of a problem. Looters periodically showed up and would break into bunkers to steal the brass from the tank and artillery rounds stored there.
One day we saw five looters sneak into an ammunition bunker. As we made our way towards the bunker to apprehend them, the bunker exploded. It was a few days before we could get close to the demolished bunker. When we were able to investigate, we ascertained that the looters had either struck a spark while hitting a tank round with hammer and chisel, or one or all were enjoying their finest tobacco while striking the tank round.

Nice.
 
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