dating tips

romperstomper · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:03

I never have taken a girl for a meal on first date ,to expensive and some just go for the free food .Although I suspect you would have tried to get her to pay the bill if you had stayed .

Drink first and second then maybe a meal on the third.

Sime · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:09

This thread makes me laugh.

Bald-Eagle22 · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:09

simulatorman said:
LOL, what did she look like?

I thnk she put a picture of her duaghter on the site as she was about 10 years older than the pic. Proper geezer bird tatts on for arms the lot.

mattheman · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:17

LordSplodge said:
Putting aside wether or not the OP is a troll (and quite possibly an idiot) for the moment he is rude and inconsiderate and missed out on getting laid.

Had he have listened to what she was saying, interjected some responses and maybe talked a little about him self she probably would have been in his pants quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

I guess he will have to go back to "getting sum" with "chicks" in bars.

When she goes on about me me me, you'll get to a point were you'll just walk out, its simple to say oh you this your that, easy to judge a person.

Women do the same, really they do, ive seen mates break down, take eveything they can from you, ive seen this happen to 2 mates, wife took them for everything they had, one of my mates is still paying x, while the x is living a good life.

Its simple men are evil women arnt thats what i get from this thread, in my last job i saw women take advantage of this guy, he wasnt a goodlooking chap. Just open your eyes a bit, ive seen what women do too a lot of men.

i gone into bars and seen men buying women drinks in the hope of getting laid, then later on they end up snoging someone like me.
So me leaving a woman with a full course meal isnt fine, why? i dont want to eat while someone is talking about themselves and utter bull, so i left.
So im supposed to sit there and take it? what about my feelings.

Sinque · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:19

^

You are seriously messed up in the head. It's not healthy to think that way and be so paranoid.

LordSplodge · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:20

mattheman said:
Its simple men are evil women arnt thats what i get from this thread.

Nope. Both have equal capacity to be evil.

You quite probably hurt her feelings without needing to. You could have put up with it and exited gracefully later on in the evening.

It's not all about sex, you know?

romperstomper · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:20

Bald-Eagle22 said:
I thnk she put a picture of her duaghter on the site as she was about 10 years older than the pic.

yeah I had that once she looked great in her pic when she turned up she was about as wide as she was tall ,was embarrassing all round really as I could not hide my horror ,took her for one very quick drink in a very remote pub .

She described her self as slim in her profile ,whats the point in blatant lies .

Killa_ken · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:22

You sound like a toss pot. I'm surprised you managed to even get a woman to go somewhere with you. Even I would have sat through the meal.

Mr^B · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:26

Why did you go for a meal in the first place if you don't like going for meals with women?

If all you want is sex, I suggest using a "professional woman of negotiable virtue". Guaranteed outlay, guaranteed result. It's perfect for social inadequates like yourself.

mattheman · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:26

romperstomper said:
yeah I had that once she looked great in her pic when she turned up she was about as wide as she was tall ,was embarrassing all round really as I could not hide my horror ,took her for one very quick drink in a very remote pub .

lol

LordSplodge · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:27

Killa_ken said:
You sound like a toss pot. I'm surprised you managed to even get a woman to go somewhere with you. Even I would have sat through the meal.

See, Mr OP, even Ken (who is more alpha than God) would have had the decency to sit through the damn date.

Sime · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:30

Killa_ken said:
You sound like a toss pot. I'm surprised you managed to even get a woman to go somewhere with you. Even I would have sat through the meal.

Jesus...Even Killa_'Alpha Male'_Ken is against you...

Sinque · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:31

mattheman said:
lol

How can you possibly ignore all them posts and reply to a funny one with 'lol' almost as though the thread doesn't regard you?

mattheman · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:32

Mr^B said:
Why did you go for a meal in the first place if you don't like going for meals with women?

If all you want is sex, I suggest using a "professional woman of negotiable virtue". Guaranteed outlay, guaranteed result. It's perfect for social inadequates like yourself.

It was the meeting point, my mate girlfriends set it up( she keeps going on about getting a proper GF), she saw me at my mate GF birthday party.

Mr^B · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:45

mattheman said:
It was the meeting point, my mate girlfriends set it up( she keeps going on about getting a proper GF), she saw me at my mate GF birthday party.

So if it was the meeting point, why not say "Hey look, I'm not very good at interacting with women, can I just buy you a few drinks in the bar next door instead and just pretend to be listening to you? Also could you let me know if there's any chance of a shag at the end, because if not I'll just go home now, have a tug, and save myself the outlay, cheers darlin'."?

This will work because women admire honesty.

MiNxYyY · 17 Jan 2009 at 18:55

GTFO Troll.

Memphis · 17 Jan 2009 at 19:00

mattheman said:
When she goes on about me me me, you'll get to a point were you'll just walk out, its simple to say oh you this your that, easy to judge a person.

Women do the same, really they do, ive seen mates break down, take eveything they can from you, ive seen this happen to 2 mates, wife took them for everything they had, one of my mates is still paying x, while the x is living a good life.

Its simple men are evil women arnt thats what i get from this thread, in my last job i saw women take advantage of this guy, he wasnt a goodlooking chap. Just open your eyes a bit, ive seen what women do too a lot of men.

i gone into bars and seen men buying women drinks in the hope of getting laid, then later on they end up snoging someone like me.
So me leaving a woman with a full course meal isnt fine, why? i dont want to eat while someone is talking about themselves and utter bull, so i left.
So im supposed to sit there and take it? what about my feelings.

******

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tisonlyme · 17 Jan 2009 at 19:17

Please, dear Lord, tell me this guy is not for real. Please tell me he's trying to cause a stir, get noticed, up his post count or something...

Cos if he's not, I despair, I really do

MikeHunt79 · 17 Jan 2009 at 19:28

romperstomper said:
yeah I had that once she looked great in her pic when she turned up she was about as wide as she was tall ,was embarrassing all round really as I could not hide my horror ,took her for one very quick drink in a very remote pub .

She described her self as slim in her profile ,whats the point in blatant lies .

Reminds me of this!

http://www.okcupid.com/forum?low=1&tid=7223997838631196585

Mr^B said:
If all you want is sex, I suggest using a "professional woman of negotiable virtue". Guaranteed outlay, guaranteed result. It's perfect for social inadequates like yourself.

I was in town today, and I saw one of the massage parlours had a "credit crunch special" advertised outside.

crunchman · 17 Jan 2009 at 19:34

Heh this thread reminds me of Keith off Keith and the girl.

He was having a really bad date and hated the girl he was with so started eating his spaghetti disgustingly in the hopes she would leave, but she just thought he was funny. He eventually paid the bill and walked out the resteraunt with her and just walked faster and faster till he eventually just lost her !