Dave Systems

[DOD]Asprilla · 16 Nov 2007 at 15:43

Beren said:
Has me in giggles...

Join in my vision of a ***** couple with the missus on a merri-go-round legs akimbo and the chap pushing as fast as he can bellowing ' We can't be affording one of those new fangled cetrifuge things dear, this is just as good now you push and I'll catch!"

The patent exists, it came across the desk of a patent lawyer mate of mine. Beleive it or not, it came from Japan.

I just imagine loads of nurses lining the wall of the circular room, dressed as baseball catchers.

The Dread Pirate · 16 Nov 2007 at 15:45

"And heres the pitch...... It's A Boy!"

The Dread Pirate · 16 Nov 2007 at 15:47

The Edible USB Stick - In 2 Flavors carrot and cucumber

Beren · 16 Nov 2007 at 15:47

[DOD]Asprilla;10499769 said:
The patent exists, it came across the desk of a patent lawyer mate of mine. Beleive it or not, it came from Japan.

I just imagine loads of nurses lining the wall of the circular wall, dressed as baseball catchers.

Commentator - 'Bottom of the ninth - is at about 9cm, Looks like shes winding herself up for a real fast bowl and sister Brown is already on her 2nd strike today.'

-Edit- damn beaten by the same thought only better ;o)

nade · 16 Nov 2007 at 16:04

Ink and Carbon resistant paper.

Chopper · 16 Nov 2007 at 16:41

reality tv, in specific a talent show to find people who cant sing in order to turn them into "pop stars" and humilated them on tv.

surfsquid · 16 Nov 2007 at 16:47

misterPK said:
Glow in the dark kites

PK!

Actually some people do fly at night, but generally use small glowsticks attached to the edges of the kite

PhillyDee · 16 Nov 2007 at 16:48

Zefan said:
Mobile Battery Charger (requires 4xAA batteries).

These exist . . . . . .

For emergency charging.

"andy" · 16 Nov 2007 at 17:19

you can buy them in smiths in airports/stations

pitchfork · 16 Nov 2007 at 17:25

Peaceful War.

Jongo · 16 Nov 2007 at 17:34

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Self clearing paper.

this already exists and its not so useless. It can be used for office memo's to save paper after 24 hours it cleans itself

Ripper · 16 Nov 2007 at 17:47

Extension lead for wireless controllers

peetee · 16 Nov 2007 at 19:29

middlesborough football club season tickets

Timdog · 16 Nov 2007 at 19:40

implosive suicide bomb

Mooron455 · 16 Nov 2007 at 19:45

Automatic Euthanasia Decider

RandomTom · 16 Nov 2007 at 19:56

jas72 said:
double sided loo roll

isn't it all double sided anyway and people will use it how they already use it, therefore rendering your argument useless?

SK07 · 16 Nov 2007 at 20:02

If someone has said it meh.

Astray on a motorbike.

Greenlizard0 · 16 Nov 2007 at 20:14

Tazer ***** :eek:

Luke · 16 Nov 2007 at 20:18

andr3w1984 said:
This thread will be locked soon. Pathetic topics.

^^ His post ^^

Naffa · 16 Nov 2007 at 20:46

An invisible high visibility jacket.