Decent optical cable

I have found that the frequency of my electricity into my house is not always consistent. To combat the effect this has on my audio enjoyment I have put my mains supply through a home made conditioner, a bit like a capacitor to smooth out frequency anomalies.
It is made out of an aluminium super housing (coke can), which contains a secret formula conditioning material (custard). The contacts are ultra-low electron dispersing garden shed-grade B&Q Nails.

With this device I get a guaranteed audio quality improvement of at least 500% compared to using a normal mains supply cable.
 
Jono said:
I have found that the frequency of my electricity into my house is not always consistent. To combat the effect this has on my audio enjoyment I have put my mains supply through a home made conditioner, a bit like a capacitor to smooth out frequency anomalies.
It is made out of an aluminium super housing (coke can), which contains a secret formula conditioning material (custard). The contacts are ultra-low electron dispersing garden shed-grade B&Q Nails.

With this device I get a guaranteed audio quality improvement of at least 500% compared to using a normal mains supply cable.
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no no no you missed the crystals and stones ontop of the device to keep bad aura away!!!
 
Jono said:
I have found that the frequency of my electricity into my house is not always consistent. To combat the effect this has on my audio enjoyment I have put my mains supply through a home made conditioner, a bit like a capacitor to smooth out frequency anomalies.
It is made out of an aluminium super housing (coke can), which contains a secret formula conditioning material (custard). The contacts are ultra-low electron dispersing garden shed-grade B&Q Nails.

With this device I get a guaranteed audio quality improvement of at least 500% compared to using a normal mains supply cable.
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You don't get your energy from one of the non-hifi suppliers do you? I switched to a hifi energy supplier and the difference was amazing!
 
V F said:
Lol! Burn in service. Never heard of this.

I find it truly unreal what the public can be told.
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Basically someone takes the time to burn it in for a while then sends it to you. It's normally by putting it through general use for a set period of time. Price normally depends of how long it's been burnt in for... 5-10 year burn in is really good but costs a lot. :p
 
Amp34 said:
Basically someone takes the time to burn it in for a while then sends it to you. It's normally by putting it through general use for a set period of time. Price normally depends of how long it's been burnt in for... 5-10 year burn in is really good but costs a lot. :p
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And in its 11th year you will need to replace it cause its worn out lol.
 
Amp34 said:
Basically someone takes the time to burn it in for a while then sends it to you. It's normally by putting it through general use for a set period of time. Price normally depends of how long it's been burnt in for... 5-10 year burn in is really good but costs a lot. :p
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They used to call that second hand. Or used like new. ¬¬
 
I got a fisual one.

But never let cables lie on the ground...picks up tachyon and neutrino interference no end...
 
High end optical cables are snake oil of the highest order. Mains, speaker and ic's may make a difference but optical not one iota. Even more absurd is the high end usb cables. Companies like Wireworld etc just see guys daft enough to spend money on resleeved / terminated optical/usb/firewire/vga etc as cash cows and welcome you with open arms.

Put the cash towards a better dac.
 
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