Decent suit pants for a funeral

LeMson · 29 Apr 2020 at 20:11

Who makes decent suit pants, black, not a weird size, need to buy online with covid-19, any suggestions? thanks

Ahleckz · 29 Apr 2020 at 20:22

Here you go, black pants in stock.

https://bum-chums.com/collections/jocks/products/classic-black-jock

Malevolence · 29 Apr 2020 at 20:58

Why does it matter what pants you wear to a funeral, it's not like you're going to be running about the place without your trousers is it?

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Apr 2020 at 21:11

Funerals, like jobs, are one of the reasons we own suits. Wear a dark one.

jsmoke · 29 Apr 2020 at 21:23

Pair of boxers should do the job. Nobody will notice under a pair a trousers.

Yadda · 29 Apr 2020 at 21:26

You'll have more luck paying with a card.

Rainmaker · 29 Apr 2020 at 21:27

Yadda said:
You'll have more luck paying with a card.

Cleisthenes · 29 Apr 2020 at 21:29

Responses did not disappoint

LeMson · 29 Apr 2020 at 22:48

Malevolence said:
Why does it matter what pants you wear to a funeral, it's not like you're going to be running about the place without your trousers is it?

Normally rock jeans or shorts, if it wasn;t for the lockdown I wouldn't be going, but I cant run away so....

The Geezer · 29 Apr 2020 at 22:58

Why would people care about your under crackers ?

drakulton · 29 Apr 2020 at 23:01

Translation..... who makes black trousers suitable for a funeral (size insert here)

The Geezer · 29 Apr 2020 at 23:04

drakulton said:
(size insert here)

This is just getting weird

Hagar · 29 Apr 2020 at 23:38

M&S online. /end

LeMson · 30 Apr 2020 at 00:17

Hagar said:
M&S online. /end

Cheers

ik9000 · 30 Apr 2020 at 00:23

Moss bros do retail as well as hire. Next range isn't a bad shout. Debenhams, John Lewis, Lots of options for online retail from high-street names.

Surveyor · 30 Apr 2020 at 01:13

ik9000 said:
Moss bros do retail as well as hire. Next range isn't a bad shout. Debenhams, John Lewis, Lots of options for online retail from high-street names.

Moss Bros have suspended online shopping. With Next you need to be faily quick when ordering opens at 7am as they stop taking orders when a limit is reached.

Haze · 30 Apr 2020 at 05:52

Malevolence said:
Why does it matter what pants you wear to a funeral, it's not like you're going to be running about the place without your trousers is it?

This ^^^

Sankari · 30 Apr 2020 at 05:58

You shouldn't really be panting at a funeral, but if you really have to, the best ones are quick and shallow because they're less audible.

skaif · 30 Apr 2020 at 07:58

OP will look a right LeMson if he doesn't wear pants!

Efour · 30 Apr 2020 at 08:04

Any online shop that sells black trousers? Who the hell is gonna judge you for your trousers at a funeral. Just buy normal trousers.