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Kermit said:
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Kermit said:
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps
out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then
wanders off.

Made me laugh
 
Kermit said:
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Those are both ace. :D
 
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