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[MrMatteh]

hehe

might have to do some dead-pan answers to some jokes that people ask

 

[Inquisitor]

Lol, took me a second to get that

 

[Moredhel]

lol, such wonderfully understated subtlety, something greatly missing from current comedies on TV.

 

[monkeypants]

Those jokes are ace. I laugh lots!

 

[Aliboy]

Sorry Kermit, but i they were pants

 

[Mattus]

I dont get it

The whole point is that you're expecting something funny, but the actual punchlines are sober and true to life.

 

[willd58]

I laughfed out loud at all of them, they were very funny in an anti humor kind of way.

 

[Aliboy]

Sorry Kermit, but i thought they were pants

 

[Burnsy2023]

As a Gernam Citezen, I find these jokes huelgy offensive, although I am drunk and I find everything offensive.

Burnsy

Edit: yes i am fully aware that i cant schpell.....

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I find the jokes far funnier when read in the voice of Rainer Wolfcastle of the Simpsons television show.

 

[Wryel]

I find the jokes far funnier when read in the voice of Rainer Wolfcastle of the Simpsons television show.

Somehow I did that anyway - great minds.....

 

[ElvisFan]

Apparently, it is difficult to joke in German due to their sentence structure. The second verb in a sentence has to go right at the end. It spoils the punchline.

 

[austinpowers]

The joke is that Germans don't have a big sense of humour.

And that they can be narrow minded, my sister said that and she's married to a German living in Germany

 

[William]

Apparently, it is difficult to joke in German due to their sentence structure. The second verb in a sentence has to go right at the end. It spoils the punchline.

When a joke is in the past tense yeah. You sort of get the joke spread throughout the whole thing:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

other side to get it went.

:/