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[Efour]

Rattus rattus. I know because they eat my father for a living.

 

[Megahurtz400]

- Salt, Pepper, Garlic Rub
- Bring grill up to 275f
- Cook unwrapped for 90 minutes
- Baste with apple juice, then wrap in butchers paper and back on grill for two hours
- Cook uncovered for 30 minutes
- Remove, rest for 30-60 minutes
- Contract Covid-20
- ????????
- PROFIT!

 

[Nasher]

So we have we ascertained how a headless animal wound up in OP's pond?

Woodland mafia.

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

I thought William Shatner had died after reading the title.

Nothing else to add.

 

[SPG]

Fan tailed water rabbit.

Your lucky its dead or your family would be. Sell up and move if a goutckin( fan tailed speak for nest) is found in your area.

 

[builder22]

Stick it in the freezer, save it for a later date.

interesting variation of the usual flowers/chocolates

 

[Participant]

It's a mole that ordered a 3080 FE.

 

[alchal]

have sex with it. only way to be sure.

Best idea.

 

[esoteric]

Did it swin 14,000 miles of ocean only to drown in my pond?

If you kept your pond clean it wouldn't have died, murderer

 

[Frubeling]

Nerve gas. I know because I died in Tokyo