Depressing Facebook Statuses

[shoes]

Why don't you wake up and see that FaceBook is nothing but a purile pit of self-obsessed nobodies who wallow in their own self-importance and just stop using it?

- And yes all you Facebook fanboi saddos, I clearly have no friends.

Only people I know IRL are on my facebook......

 

[Shayper]

I posted a bit of a depressing status, but did in a quote so much better

"And so everything I touch crumbles to dust..."

Had the best response ever though.

"well aren't you lucky? Everything I touch turns to skittles "

Cheered me right up

 

[InSanCen]

Go to your friends list... see that "X" by their name? Go on, push it... See what it does.

There, don't you feel better now? I do when I push it... no more depressive attention seeking posts I don't care about.

 

[G-MAN2004]

RIP *******, I miss you more than anything I will always love you, your best friend ***** xxx

Which actually is depressing. He took his own life a few nights ago.

 

[Neil79]

" RIP amywinehouse, i still miss and think of you every day you are my angel "

Profile Pic is of Amy, all the updated photo's are of a signed road sign post

 

[Sho]

'Ironman is a superhero. Ironwoman is a command.' Post this for comedy rage.

hahaha!

 

[RollerBall]

I love the really cryptic angry/sad ones. When people say "what's up?" they say DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WAAAH.

Don't put it on facebook then you ******.

 

[Neil79]

^ hah

 

[me227]

What really annoys me is when people tag their kids as if their entire family is in the picture. I saw a photo of one kid the other day with 18 people tagged in it!

 

[twist3d0n3]

What really annoys me is when people tag their kids as if their entire family is in the picture. I saw a photo of one kid the other day with 18 people tagged in it!

this is almost as bad as people who get pets and give them a profile...

****s!

 

[Noel Gallagher]

I hate teh ones that get a thousand likes just for saying crap.

Thats normally teenagers who've got like 5k friends and probably really only know 0.1% of them IRL, or fan pages e.g celebs, products etc.

Either that or I've got rubbish friends who post boring status'

 

[TNGL]

I must admit, I don't mind ones which are like "Had a great day out with... X and Y at Z today".

Another thing I hate besides depressing statuses, is the fact that some people use the amount of Facebook friends somebody has as a measurement of popularity (this is leading on to Noel Gallagher's post), when they probably don't know most of them.

 

[mrk]

Ah the weekly Facebook rage thread

 

[bagsjoni]

How is facebook far different from OCUK! Most posts here are just about somebody Moaning.

 

[RomanNose]

" RIP amywinehouse, i still miss and think of you every day you are my angel "

Profile Pic is of Amy, all the updated photo's are of a signed road sign post

Oh dear.

 

[Brian8bit]

about facebook.

 

[paulh]

It's the "copy this to you status if you know someone who did something once, most won't, will you?"

NO, NO I WON'T.....!

 

[topgun06]

Facebook RAGE!!

There's one girl who is constantly moaning, posting depressing song lyrics, posting depressing phrases and just basically attention seeking. She managed to bruise her leg recently... she couldn't help posting update pictures on the status of the bruise. I mean... come on!!

 

[Kearney_1988]

Personally I think the ones who post '' are 100% the worst offenders as they are blatantly attempts to get people to ask what's wrong.

 

[dottty27]

Me and the wife have a joint account and we have a girl just like the one you mention topgun06 * today's status the fly from last night is still annoying me help me grrrrr *