Describe yourself

[FnG]magnolia;22767790 said:
StoutMeister, mrk : play along :)

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I'm sorry, me naughty.

Likes:
My family.
Music.
Conversation.
Landscapes.
Trains. Real and toy.
Reading.
History.
Art.
Architecture.
Wit.
Life.
Good food.
Cheese, although I find goat's hard going.
Psychadelics.

Dislikes:
Bad manners.
Grockles, oiks etc.
Pushy types.
Jingoism.
Politicians.
Yorkshire terriers.

Turn ons:
Ladies.

Turn offs:
Boney ladies.

Video:
Above.

Guilty secret:
It's a secret, if told it's not.
 
My general outlook on things:
Don't stress the things out of your control, and something along the lines of 'Karma-lite', where on the whole positivity breed positive results.

Likes:
Most forms of dance music
RPGs
Cooking
Pets
Comedy tv and films
LaserQuest

Dislikes:
Extreme political views in either direction.
Homophobes, racists, and excessively liberal types.
Ska and Happy Hardcore.
Compensation culture.
Stupid people with no drive to improve themselves.

Turn ons:
A not-too-posh southern accent.
Glasses.
Eyes, ass and stomach.
The ability to self-depreciate.

Turn offs:
Receding hairlines on women.
Chavviness.
Excessive swearing.
Excessive girlishness.
Predisposition towards angry outbursts or moody sulking.

Willing to accept:
That most things are subjective.

NOT willing to accept:
That all things are subjective (see dislike for bigots).

Drink/drugs:
Yes/Plenty in the past

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
S Club 7 - Bring It All Back has been my go-to happy song for many, many years.
 
My general outlook on things:
My life is pants, but compared to a lot of people in the world it's not so bad.

Likes:

Guinness
Weed
Top Gear
Motorsport
Food
Natural history
David Attenborough
Documentary on anything
History
Women in skin tight clothes
Rave clothing on the ladies
Space
Science
Brian Cox (no homo)
Old movies - Breakfast at Tiffany's/How to Marry a Millionaire etc
Good films (mostly budget/independent films)

Dislikes:

Family Guy
American Dad
Any weird Japanese ****
Grown men who collect dolls/toys etc
Men in skin tight clothes
Pop music
Stuck up people
Many Hollywood films

Turn ons: (ladies only)

Eyes
Ass
Burlesque
Sticking it in the ***

Turn offs:

Girls who use the word 'mate'
Pubic area full of bush - shave god dammit
Completely bald pubic area - you're not 10

Willing to accept:

Anyone

NOT willing to accept:

Bumming

Drink/drugs:

Sometimes/just weed these days

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

TBA

Guilty secret/admission:

I find Sarah Millcan attractive, yet I don't know why?!
 
My general outlook on things:
Be awesome to each other.

Likes:
America
God
Freedom
Lawns
DIY
Guns
Theoretical physics
Rap music
Germany, German people and all things German


Dislikes:
Pretty much everywhere that's not America
Britain
British people
The gays (organized gayry)
Obese people
The 3rd world
Communism
Socialism
Statists
People who dont recycle
Professional sports
Golf


Turn ons:
Skinny women with big ****


Turn offs:
Women with small **** (are they even women?)


Willing to accept:
Reason


NOT willing to accept:
Unreason


Drink/drugs:
Weihenstephaner

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):


Guilty secret/admission:
I participated in this gay thread.
 
My general outlook on things:

My dad always used to say that I don't suffer fools gladly, but as I get older I've become more aware of the fact that very often I'm not so amazing myself. So I'm trying to become a bit more balanced in how I treat people, even though my tolerance for people I view as boring or inane seems to diminish. Generally I dispense with niceties and say what I think, which isn't always a good thing.

Likes:

Intellectual debate, metal, hip hop that isn't focused on bitches and money, photography, OcUK, vaping

Dislikes:
chit chat, most new pop music, popular media, youth culture

Turn ons:
my gf and her big boobs, good clouds (you togs know what I mean)

Turn offs:
violence, machismo

Willing to accept:
most things

NOT willing to accept:
my own shortcomings

Drink/drugs:
neither, used to be both

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
on my phone, but maybe later

Guilty secret/admission:

I often feel quite inadequate at social gatherings and envy confident witty people
 
My general outlook on things:
You never know what's just around the corner - good or bad - so appreciate the good times and never despair during the bad times.

Likes:
Wife, baby boy, family, etc
Cats
Food. Nearly all of it.
Watches (I have a thing for dials in general)
My job
Ferrari
Snow

Dislikes:
Liberals - they irritate the hell out of me.
Conservatives - they scare the hell out of me.
Most people.
Rough metal surfaces <shudder>
Tailgaters

Turn ons:
girl next door types
nice legs
Intelligence

Turn offs:
Feet
Ignorance

Willing to accept:
People who disagree with me - as long as they have an open mind

NOT willing to accept:
"look at me, I'm gay, look at me!"
Self-righteous lefties who think being liberal automatically means they're right. On everything.

Drink/drugs:
Drink - yes but not much these days. Drugs - never have.

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
N/A - at work right now.

Guilty secret/admission :
Quite a few, but having seen the way this place can track people down, I'm not saying a word :p
 
My general outlook on things:
I'm a relativley easy going chap, I like to think everything happens for a reason and that life is what you make it also. Appriciate the good times as quite often it can turn round in a blink of an eye.

Likes:
Cars, Freinds, Family, Work and Blue Light Driving (:D) and my new lady freind ;) and the big one: Helping people in need.
My Charity that I have grown from the ground up :)

Dislikes:
Faggots (As in the food!), Lifts, People who constantly think of themselves and no one else, jobsworths and people who gossip!

Turn ons:
Curvy Girls
Cute Bums
Big Boobies! (i'm talking C's and Above ;) )
Intelligent Girls (Hence why I like my girl as she's a Student Paramedic!)
Welsh Girls (They can sit and talk dirty to me all day)

Turn offs:
Chavs (apart from Tullisa ;) )
Scousers (Sorry!)
Geordies (again.. sorry!)

Willing to accept:
Most things.. So long as people are open minded if they disagree.

NOT willing to accept:
Intollerence and biggitory

Drink/drugs:
Drugs (A big no as I have seen what they do to people. Doing CPR on a Heroin Addict and then have them hurl abuse at you when you brink them back from the brink of death)

Drink: I'm fine with so long as again that you don't get to the point where you can't look after yourself.

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Rickroll.

Guilty secret/admission:
I secretley love red head and freckkled girls :D:D
 
My general outlook on things:

Good points would be that I have a great love and respect for animals. I am a good listener and a very honest person, there is very little I wouldn't do to help out a friend or a loved one. Bad points would be that I see things in black and white most of the time and tend to be intolerant of unnecessarily bad behavior by others. I tend to be overly cautious with new people before giving them a chance, I put this down to being emotionally burnt by individuals and have now learned that not everyone is poisonous. Last but not least I have a Marmite sense of humour you either love it or hate it, fortunately most like it.

Likes:

Arboriculture
Powerful Husqvarna chainsaws
Music from the 1980's
Metallica
Exotic animals
Cats and dogs
Hunt Saboteurs Association
MMA
Long walks up various parts of the South Downs
Spyderco knives
Japanese car manufactures
Target shooting
Radio control cars
Ray Mears bushcraft documentaries
David Attenborough
Bower and Wilkins hifi speakers

Dislikes:

Countryside alliance
Fox hunting
Hare coursing
Badger cull
Conservative party
Unnecessary cruelty and suffering to animals
Darryn Lyons
Whores both male and female
Sexual predators
Racists
Homophobes
Religion
Performance enhancing drugs
Illegal substances
Chavs
99% of the rubbish on television
Smokers in my vicinity
Bad drivers
The current generation of music

Turn ons:

The Mrs
Lingerie
Christian louboutin pumps

Turn offs:

Facial piercings
Woman that are 2D
Smokers

Willing to accept:

Multicultural society

NOT willing to accept:

People that mimic cancer

Drink/drugs:

Occasionally and no


Youtube video that sums you up (choose one) :


Guilty secret/admission

I urinated in a communal kettle at a house party as the occupants were colossal *****, then sat back and watched them have a nice relaxing brew. :)
 
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My general outlook on things:
Positive with a shade of no longer caring what other people think about me.

Likes:
Cats
Washing the car
Belgian beers
Italian food
Level-headedness
Being obscure
Jelly Tots
A few close friends
Camping
Engineering

Dislikes:
Ignorance
People who don't realise the importance of education
People who can't be bothered to try
Bronies
Screaming children
Self righteousness
Self opinionated people

Turn ons:
My wife
Disco metal
A good engine/exhaust note

Turn offs:
Tiny cars
The Great Unwashed
Poor use of grammar

Willing to accept:
Informed opinion and criticism

NOT willing to accept:
My own spending habits

Drink/drugs:
Yes and not for over a decade

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):

Guilty secret/admission:
Once blocked a toilet in a holiday cottage toilet on a family holiday, let my wife to be take the blame for flushing sanitary products away and saved the day by unblocking it with a modified 2 litre Coke bottle
 
My general outlook on things: Chin up, things could be a lot worse than right now :)

Likes: DJing, Music, partying, friends, football, FIFA, gaming, and PCs

Dislikes: People who talk behind your back, people who backstab, people who ask me to play RnB at my sets :mad::mad::mad:

Turn ons: Jenny

Turn offs: Fat people, chavs

Willing to accept: Views that are different to mine, but backed up with good arguments, new music

NOT willing to accept: People who talk behind others' backs, generally not nice people.

Drink/drugs: I'm a student/not any more

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one): Has to be my biggest achievement to date, and the best night of my life:


:)

Guilty secret/admission: I like gangnam style :(
 
My general outlook on things:

You only live your life once, so there isn't time to be sad and down about things. If you can change it, change it for the better right now, if not, no need to worry about it! And a positive attitude will lead to positive things :)

Likes:
Good company
Women
Music
Drinking
Dancing like a fool
Nature
Science

Dislikes:
Pessimistic people
People who think they are better than they are
Not much else, again, lifes too short to actively had a dislike/hatred for anything.

Turn ons:
Legs
Long hair
Intelligence
Women

Turn offs:
Easy women, I like a challenge :p
Fatties
Girls who can have fun

Willing to accept:
Pretty much anything if it doesn't harm me or others :)

NOT willing to accept:
People who aren't open to reason/stubborn people.

Drink/drugs:
Lot's of drink, soft drugs (weed) once in a blue moon but probably not anymore.

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
A Bill Hicks video with no swearies, probably a first :p


Guilty secret/admission:
I love dancing like a lunatic to 80's music in European clubs, like, love it.
 
Xordium said:
There is someone on here who does this I remember them saying - well not for dastardly uses but they kept info on the more frequent posters.
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cleanbluesky used to try occasional "social experiments" so that might be who you are thinking of at a guess.

This wasn't quite the thread I was expecting based on the title alone, I rather thought it would be a bit deeper and more about deconstructing yourself in terms of abilities, what makes you tick and why you behave the way that you do etc. Maybe not quite to the level of deconstructing your psyche in any detail as there's probably not many people who would be self aware enough to do it in any depth but something a bit more involved anyway.

BoonMonkey said:
Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):
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I'd heard about that song but never seen the video or heard it before, I've got no words for that.
 
My general outlook on things:
Life is pointless, there is no purpose in anything and ignorance is usually bliss. The future is bleak at best and there is nothing good to say about anything.

Likes:
Technology
Science
Music
Cats & Dogs
Stormy weather

Dislikes:
Greasy food
Yanks
Religion
Being criticised
Luddites

Turn ons:
Unknown

Turn offs:
Chavs
Extroverts

Willing to accept:
I have a closed mind and a narrow view of the world.

NOT willing to accept:
Unknown

Drink/drugs:
None

Youtube video that sums you up (choose one):


Guilty secret/admission:
I read the DailyMail
 
semi-pro waster said:
I'd heard about that song but never seen the video or heard it before, I've got no words for that.
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I quite like it for some strange reason - therefore it can be my guilty secret contribution.

Wasn't that poster either I don't even know that name. It's really bugging me who it was. Maybe I should start a list!
 
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