Poll: did someone just eat my bacon or did i not cook it?

[Biohazard]

they killed it

 

[Nitefly]

The Internet needs to collectively stop sucking Neil deGrasse Tyson's ****. And add bacon and zombies to that list. I love bacon, but **** you for ruining it, everyone. Holy ****, just shut the **** up about bacon. Yeah, it's great, we know. Bacon cups, bacon salt, bacon shirts, bacon gum, bacon, bacon, bacon, WE GET IT. Bacon is your Jesus, we know, now do a shot of bleach and take some buckshot to the face.

 

[Regy53]

what bacon ?

 

[Zefan]

<JAWS music>

(I always imagine dons swimming around just below the surface of the water while the bathers - us - go about our day. The dons wait for their window of opportunity and BLAM! down goes the bather)

This is both satisfyingly flattering as well as strikingly accurate.

 

[pitchfork]

I was saving that bacon.

 

[MikeTheNative]

You just had bacon on a plate with nothing else?

 

[Ceryndrion]

Don't ask me, I didn't see any bacon, nobody saw any bacon, there was never any bacon..

 

[Zogger]

pff, this thread should be in la cuisine, too high standard for GD.

 

[Luke]

I saw your bacon and I was all like:

 

[The Dread Pirate]

OP is a failure of a man due to the fact he can't keep an eye on his own bacon!

 

[Cosimo]

Losing bacon is a serious offence.

 

[jonnyp1993]

Maybe the pigs took it back .....

 

[TheMightyTen]

I'm sure GD will just end up blaming the Muslims like it always does......... Oh wait!

 

[Damnations Fury]

Kevin Bacon gets everywhere