Different ways to answer the phone

fRostiE · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:43

hello,

I'm looking for some new ways to answer the phone;

the typical hello is boring;

Hello toy town, noddy speaking how can i help...
Hello, city morgue... you kill em we chill em...

anybody got any more?

Oblivious · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:44

I just say my full name, unless I recognise the number as being a friend, where Hello or something insulting is said.

ste_bla · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:45

"yellO" no need to say me name as they called me

bakes0310 · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:45

WASSSUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!

squiffy · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:45

Al Queda, UK cell?

Matthew-1985 · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:47

Hello, Gay UK....

Not that I would say that.

TheCrow · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:49

i go with the good old "yello" - normally followed by **** *** and hang up on those dam sales people!!

KizZ · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:50

Hell-owl?

PMKeates · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:51

I used to answer with "Hello" followed by the telephone number without the area code. This became an issue with mobile phones and so I globally shortened it to just the "Hello"

Mickey_D · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:51

Guten Morgen, Mein Herr.

Catches SO many people off gaurd.

Scuzi · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:52

I have a habit of answering the phone with "TC North...".

Normally it's just a standard "Hello" or if its a mate calling I'll answer with some sort of insult.

Try answering with... "Dominos Pizza?"

BigJon · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:52

fRostiE said:
I'm looking for some new ways to answer the phone;

A variation

"Hull" crematorium, you kill umm we grill umm,
with whatever city you want in place of hull, but not all citys work

Never yet dared use it at work, to many clients get though on the x directory number.

Scam · 26 Nov 2006 at 20:53

"What up?"

jamoor · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:00

ahoy hoy

Glaucus · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:01

Mad Dog house, mrs **** speaking..

Maz · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:07

Formally I answer with my name, friends however DEPENDING on who it is can usually be a "Dog whats crack?"

indyskyz · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:10

"city mortuarty you stab em we slab em"

my friend at work answers the phone this way

gumbald · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:21

...silence. Wait til they say hello.

paradigm · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:28

Just answer with "go", or "speak".

Jonny ///M · 26 Nov 2006 at 21:31

I dont see the point in saying Hello 123456 as they ****** phoned me they know my number :confused:

At work ive did " 'comapany' hamilton jemma speaking " They so dont listen or like wtf cause we've all did so many girls names.