DIY solutions to streetlight glare, fireplaces, and lazy curtains??

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Hi guys,

I've moved into a new room, which is awesome, massive, 2 windows overlooking a park, in London (I'm not interested in your opinions that London is rubbish and all that).

There's just two issues to two improvements that really need to be made.

It has windows out to the street, first floor, to the park - and there's a streetlight directly across the road, frustatingly meaning that in many places around the room, including my computer desk, I am sitting with a bright light in my field of view (depressing that I'm making this thread at 7pm, here comes the winter darkness). The ones on this side have a patch on one side of them to stop the light from being a nuisance, however, the one opposite my room does not. What's that? Close the curtains? For me that isn't an adequate solution, as I pretty much never close them. I suddenly thought - perhaps there's something I can do about this?

I suppose my streeltlight related questions would be twofold. Firstly, does anyone know any safe(ish) ways of climbing a streetlight that could be about 2/3 floors high? I've seen those documentaries where people use a towel wrapped around coconut trees and walk up them, something like that might be a possibility. Hitting the pavement would not be ideal. I'm sure that once I was up there I'd be able to somehow fit a shade (I'd fashion it so it only shades a shallow angle so only houses up, and keep the road properly lit).

Secondly, what are the chances it'd be noticed and taken down? I mean, it could be construed as vandalism or something, even if it is just a privately made improvement upon public property. It would be galling to risk my breaking my neck putting it up there only for it to be somehow taken back down, and the burning light eating into my brain in my peripheral vision would return into my life.

What would you guys do in this situation?

Also, the room is pretty draughty with old single glazing windows (I guess draft excluders could me of some use there?), and there is a fireplace in it. Long blocked up I assumed, however, after having a bit of a go at it and emptying a few bags of soot and stuff, I can see light up it, and it draws the air up. I've cleaned out as much as I can reach, there doesn't seem to be anything that obvious up there. I've pulled back the carpet around it (indicating it hasn't been used in the life of that carpet (which is old)) and there is a slate kinda cover around, and put a few bricks and a couple of slate tiles around to fireproof it a bit. I think all I need now is some kind of grill type thing to put the fire on so it's not just directly on the floor, and I'm good to go.

When I say good to go, I mean ready to potentially burn the house down. Am I being naive in not getting in a chimney person that I can't afford? I reckon if I start with a small fire, keep my eye on it, work my way up nothing that bad could happen?

Finally, after having the genius decision of being a remote switch power plug switch, and hooking it up to a bunch of mood lights and one on a splitter which powers my stereo, monitors and stuff - I set my thoughts upon automating my curtains. I've pretty much implemented a pull string which could be driven be a motor - it's just that I would need a way of triggering it, and for it to be on for a certain amount of time, so it can turn on, pull the curtains open, and then stop instead of ripping them off the walls. Maybe if you could trigger it to cut off after a certain amount of torque resistance or something? I'm no engineer obviously. Looking online electric curtains are pretty expensive, surely there's not a lot more to them than a controllable motor?

I can't justify posting this on here instead of somewhere more knowledgeable about this stuff and less knowledgeable about computers. But I thought I'd give the GD crowd a go...

Too long didn't read - Help me pimp my room.
 
You don't have to climb it. Point a green laser at the light detector at the top and it will turn off for a few minutes. For a more permanent solution, shoot it or find a friend who has a key that will fit the hatch at the bottom and remove the thing that looks easily removable.

Of course, the best thing to do would be to send a letter to the council, they may be kind and either turn it off or fit a shade for you. Then again they may not, but it's the best first option.
 
Iw oils just get black out curtains, or even better a blind and curtains.

What an odd way to try and resolve the situation.

As for fireplace you need to get it swept and leak tested. You don't won't to go poisoning anyone with gas leaks.
 
I've thought about shooting it out, but that'd get replaced quite quickly and would just be a waste of the council tax I pay... I did ponder the possibility of talking to the council about it, but I really don't think they'd ever get round to doing anything about it for some reason...

AcidHell2, as I mentioned, I prefer not to close my curtains in the evenings, I do have curtains and they do indeed block it out...

Hmmm, I could get a mains powered laser and have it constantly trained on the detector? hahah.
 
Blackout blinds or lining for curtains is the easy way. Try the council, they may do something about it or not. I wouldn’t resort to climbing up lamp posts.
 
I've thought about shooting it out, but that'd get replaced quite quickly and would just be a waste of the council tax I pay... I did ponder the possibility of talking to the council about it, but I really don't think they'd ever get round to doing anything about it for some reason...

AcidHell2, as I mentioned, I prefer not to close my curtains in the evenings, I do have curtains and they do indeed block it out...

Hmmm, I could get a mains powered laser and have it constantly trained on the detector? hahah.

If they're not going to reply to your letter then they're not going to be quick about fixing a streetlight. You might as well try it, it's not going to do any harm, is it? I'd just not permanently damage it before you do or else it might look suspicious (so yeah, knock yourself out with the laser ;)).

I have known some councils to actually help out with things like this, from a few astronomy forums. So it might not be a complete waste of time :)
 
If they're not going to reply to your letter then they're not going to be quick about fixing a streetlight. You might as well try it, it's not going to do any harm, is it? I'd just not permanently damage it before you do or else it might look suspicious (so yeah, knock yourself out with the laser ;)).

I have known some councils to actually help out with things like this, from a few astronomy forums. So it might not be a complete waste of time :)

Hmm. If I sent a letter to the council it would be quite clear who the culprit was. Maybe I should use an alter ego. Although I suppose for a situation like this there's a very small number of likely candidates haha.
 
Serious this time, although london really IS rubbish ;)

Fires have basically two issues, the main one is they have to be swept, you remember the old chimney sweeps right? Basically the soot builds up in the chimney and also depending whats burn't you can also get oils and tar building up. Failure to clean this out properly can result in a chimney fire, good to watch, not so good if its yours on fire.

Secondly chimneys, especially old ones, can fail to seal any more, and hence the smoke and other nasties can find there way out of the chimney and into other places. Are you top floor or below, its more of an issue if your below. Typically they just get liners nowadays with a tube that seals the chimney.
 
Whilst I find London can be a bit oppressive, the job opportunities and culture cannot be rivalled.

Hmm, is there any way to find out if a chimney needs sweeping without getting a chimney sweep? Basically I'm only interested in this if it's free. I'm on the first floor, and the other fireplaces are all blocked up, so maybe leaking carbon monoxide or whatever isn't a problem?
 
Well you would need to get it tested as part of that most would chuck in a free clean anyway. So not really anyway you can do it for nothing.

And no just because they are blocked up doesn't solve the problem. There can be cracks in the chimney at any point, which can leak and you then get a build up.
 
council may shield part of the lamp facing you but they will suggest you shut curtains first.


get is swept properly or borrow some brushes ( very messy) do not have fire before doing this or the risk of a chimney fire is there. my local sweep wanted £45 to do it. I borrow my mates sweep brushes now but it can be very messy job sometimes I think the £45 is a lot easier but I'm tight ass :D
 
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When we moved from the nice peaceful side of our house to the front on the road the street lamp shone right in, you need the lamp number which should be printed / painted on it then complain to the local council, they first came and painted the lamp cowl then i moaned some more then they fitted a proper shade to it, job done

Fire place, I assume you know that the stack below has not been removed? if it has it's a problem, if not just get it swept properly then find a grate that fits, fire guard and job done.

Curtains, get up you lazy git
 
Am I the only person on here that finds in hilarious that you are actually contemplating climbing up the streetlight first rather than just closing your curtains? Lol
 
Surely that's only ironic if I don't do anything about it?

I find it hard enough getting up in the mornings with the curtains wide open, I could never wake up in a dark room. And I like looking out over the trees in the park.

psd99, but that would only fix the issue once.


Maybe it would be worth complaining to the council, but somehow I think Tower Hamlets has got better things to be doing...


So I guess sweeping it is a must then, can't really burn the street down. I don't know if the stack below has been removed, or what that means. The downstairs room has all been covered up, no remnants of a fire any more, but I know the chimney goes down there. There is some concrete or other hard non flammable stuff under the carpet (currently considering whether to cut it up and risk my deposit).. It's quite fluffy carpet so maybe I could stealthily slice the square out and maybe able to put it back without anyone noticing.

In fact, a few perfectly aimed paintballs might do the job of the streetlight grandly!
 
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Fit the brightest lightbulbs possible, turn the brightness up to maximum on your TV and computer monitor, then put on the darkest pair of sunglasses you can.

Everything will look pretty much the same except you won't notice the streetlight quite so much.

Alternatively write to the Council posing as a homosexual and say the street light is restricting your night time activity in the park. They might take that seriously.
 
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