Do I have a right to moan?

Id smash said pasty, get her to move car, then smash said pasty once again.

If no pasty smashing can be had, tyre slash is the way forward.
 
To be honest if she's not breaking the law they can park where they like, you could "have a word" but it's as likely to cause bad feeling than be OK, depends on what kind of relationship you have with your neighbour.

I used to park one of my cars on the public highway every now and again, happened to be outside a high end kitchen shop, the old fella came out one day and starting "throwing his weight around", parked it there all the time after that. If he'd have asked me nicely I would have considered it, but being a belligerent **** seemed more his style so as far as I was concerned it was too bad after that!
 
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Bad feeling? How? Just have a word with them, they probably haven't got a clue that's its a bit annoying for you, i'm sure they'll move it if you mention the problem.
 
'Hey, I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind moving your car up a couple of feet, it's a bit of a nightmare for us to get into our drive'

Say the above whilst clenching a pair of knuckle dusters, she won't refuse.
 
It's amazing how quickly these things can spiral out of control, as long as OP approaches it in the right way then I'm sure it will be fine ;)

Obviously any selection of the above OcUK responses would also be fine (also any combo). :eek: :D
 
"I know your not parking illegally, but if you could park a couple feet further down, it would really help me out". If you get any other response than "Yeah, no problem", then let the tyre smashing, pasty slashing commence.

Am I doing it right?
 
Slash the tyres
Slash her throat
Slash her Mum
Slash her Dad
Slash the pet rabbit
Slash the armed response team
Slash the jury
Slash your cell mates in the shower.
profit.
 
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