Do I look sad in the pic (left)?

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Edward,


with your face like a hobo's minge.
with your face like scooby doo's Xmas dump.
with your face like a blacksmith's bumbag.
with your face like an abandoned walnut.
with your face like a fire-damaged doilie.
with your face like two moons colliding.
with your face like an undiluted Tizer.
with your face like a mourning turtle.
with your face like a world weary onion.
with your face like a puréed spaniel.
with your face like two octopii in a battle to the death.
with your face like a sun-dried fart.
with your face like a peperred dougle.
with your face like a group hug.
with your face like a greiving cod.
with your face like a rancid plum.
with your face like a difficult flannel.
with your face like a swindeled partridge.
with your face like a Hobbit with a cottage pie.
with your face like a galvanized oil-drum.
with your face like a crate of rotten memories.
 
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