Do I need to go into hiding?

wannabedamned · 24 Jun 2009 at 14:22

Upon my death, My lawyers will contact OCUK Dons in an effort to divide my assets to the people who put forth the best reasonings for them being worthy.

The Dread Pirate · 24 Jun 2009 at 14:33

wannabedamned said:
Upon my death, My lawyers will contact OCUK Dons in an effort to divide my assets to the people who put forth the best reasonings for them being worthy.

Shouldn't you get them to contact Tefal first to confirm that the rumors of your demise aren't exaggerated?

Tunney · 24 Jun 2009 at 14:38

Wait until your traveller friend finds this thread. Then we'll see real fireworks.

Andy1911 · 24 Jun 2009 at 14:38

he may not kill you but kidnap you and over time turn you into a gypo like himself then you can both share her.
yeh get him on here so we can see what he has to say

Jonny L · 24 Jun 2009 at 15:00

@ OP

I can understand you liking a fit girl, but the very fact that she's been poked by a ***** would ruin it for me.

Wouldn't be scared of the actual *****, just hitch up his caravan to your car whilst he's sleeping and drive him away to France or something.

And I reiterate she has been POKED BY A *****

Leave well alone is my advice or you could be visiting the clinic some time soon

Andy1911 · 24 Jun 2009 at 15:09

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1jjykKVD2_s/R1L_QqfaYXI/AAAAAAAAAC0/6A_F6kYcwCs/s1600-R/*****.gif

cdcopyman · 24 Jun 2009 at 15:13

do her up the gary glitter to be safe tho!

xxalxx · 24 Jun 2009 at 15:30

Andy1911 said:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1jjykKVD2_s/R1L_QqfaYXI/AAAAAAAAAC0/6A_F6kYcwCs/s1600-R/*****.gif

Lol,

just hang round with her for a short while, and hope she has a pikeyless friend of equal looks

LOAM · 24 Jun 2009 at 16:49

Clowns sleeve.

How fast can this guy erect a waltzer ? you need to find this info out before making any rash decisions

D5T · 24 Jun 2009 at 17:55

LOAM said:
How fast can this guy erect a waltzer ? you need to find this info out before making any rash decisions

Surely the real test is how quickly he can hop between moving dodgems?

Hilly · 24 Jun 2009 at 18:05

Can he walk backwards on the dodgems?!

macfb · 24 Jun 2009 at 19:06

I don't care who the BF is, you don't make a move, keep it as friends, if she wants something to happen she will make a move, if she makes a move and she's still with him you tell her to leave him first before you will do anything. Having just come out of a 3 year relationship after another guy made a move on my GF and my GF being away from me for 3 months she wanted the attention she fell for it. It isn't fun.

so yeah there's my view on it.

No1newts · 24 Jun 2009 at 22:24

Is the OP dead yet? I want some more updates on this thread, it is top notch!

Apok · 24 Jun 2009 at 23:15

Volcs said:
Only after a visit from Bricktop:

"There's a camp full of ****** that might not think you're so funny. Not when they're putting out flames on their children's backs."

Reminds me of snatch wars....

wannabedamned · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:42

Well guys, I have an awesome update to this thread.

As nice as the girl in the OP was, Tonight at another BBQ, I met a girl who looks like Megan Fox, I am not taking the **** either, I am not going out with her or anything yet, But I'm taking her out for drinks next weekend, So she knows I'm interested, But I **** you not, She does look like Megan Fox, Which is awesome, because I love Megan Fox.

She looks like her, But i have to be honest, She's a little bit thick....

She asked me if I fancied a Roadtrip to Vegas for instance

She was drunk so I'll pretend it was the drink talking.

And FYI, I will provide this thread with PICS when it's not creepy for me to do so, I plan on this girl being my Girlfriend, i really do. She's gorgeous, And fun. If not a little dizzy

mrk · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:44

wannabeinmeganfox said:
She looks like her, But i have to be honest, She's a little bit thick....

You are lucky I didn't have a mouthful of rice crispies when I read that

Will be looking out for pics now, good thing I subbed to this thread

Oh, does she have demented thumbs too? :-O

shauncr91 · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:45

Pics or it didn't happen.

BFCTom · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:45

I aint seen any Fox-a-likes around here!

Good luck with it though mate

Tom84 · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:46

yhack said:
Shatter his skull with your keyboard and claim your prize.

Sorry but I lol'd hard at this

wannabedamned · 29 Jun 2009 at 00:48

BFCTom said:
I aint seen any Fox-a-likes around here! Good luck with it though mate

I KNOW YOU

She works in Sainsburys, Make a special trip to perve!