Do not be Koi now...

[datalol-jack]

Come and taste fruity haiku.
Your life is shortened.



http://writeahaiku.com

Easy is it not? Impress me, GD! (Click the Koi for a hint.)

A few more:

Breitbart rage aflame;
Daily Mail echoes dying;
GD thread has appeared.

If a woman glares,
Take heed to promptly stop one's banter!
Koi won't bite today.

Back alley rats leer;
mugging; cicadas drunk on jazz...
Welcome to New York!

 

[Kanpai]

 

[Jono8]

This thread is rubbish
This thread is very rubbish
This thread is rubbish

 

[Spook187]

Yawn

 

[A2Z]

Ban!

 

[NoobCannon]

Ban

 

[datalol-jack]

No mercy!

One more bottle please
Gulp wisdom from emptiness
Aren't you happy yet?

 

[Steedie]

 

[Thekwango]

Huh?

 

[datalol-jack]

Wise pen swirls with skill
Plumbing soulful depths, reeling
Can you do better?

 

[Clum]

Yeah nah get him banned

 

[Efour]

Its G.C.S.E
English, the nightmare over again
but now much older

 

[datalol-jack]

Its G.C.S.E
English, the nightmare over again
but now much older

Aha, a challenger
out of the grass appears like
precious Pokemon!

 

[Angilion]

Simple counting game
Is this really poetry?
I do not think so.

 

[datalol-jack]

In abstract a mood
Rhyme is superfluous to cause
Do not write in chains!

 

[kinobestew123]

University
Incogitativity
Procrastination

 

[russell664]

Ban. Ban. Ban!

 

[Jeps]

When these threads appear
May the GD mods strike true
Swing the ban hammer!

 

[datalol-jack]

Lightning, Ben Nevis
The roar of the pendulum
Union in peril

Coat flew from the hook
At the door, farewell to all
Laugh as I depart

 

[PermaChanged]

If a woman glares,
Take heed to promptly stop one's banter!
Koi won't bite today.

Nope

Its G.C.S.E
English, the nightmare over again
but now much older

Nope