Do you believe...

Phog · 6 Sep 2007 at 12:33

Raikiri said:
God's wig is terrible...

This.

Tefal · 6 Sep 2007 at 12:39

He warned that people risk their chances of eternal life if they do not take him seriously.

Pretty much proves he isn't Jesus( he never threatened people who id not believe, hell he even said that god still loved them and they could still get in depending on their life)

Tom0 · 6 Sep 2007 at 12:52

He reminds me of the guy with the wig in the assistant auditions from the movie "Van Wilder"

Tefal · 6 Sep 2007 at 12:59

He reminds me of Mr.toad from wind in the willows :/

Alex_6n2 · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:01

KaHn said:
No more than the first person who pulled this trick, that even fooled the Romans

KaHn

Difference is, this guy actually exists

At least back then it was only a story (An Astrological one that is)

Tom0 · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:02

Tefal said:
He reminds me of Mr.toad from wind in the willows :/

hahaha way to kill my childhood in one post.

spot on.

badgermonkey · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:07

Tom0 said:
He reminds me of the guy with the wig in the assistant auditions from the movie "Van Wilder"

Reminds me of that failed actor in Little Britain. The one who has a sister called Kitty.

scousey · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:08

Is nobody prepared to give him a chance .... I had a potato the other day that looked the spitting image of David Shayler ....I tell you all ...you will rot in hell for this ... For all eternity, not just a few years like.

badgermonkey · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:09

scousey said:
Is nobody prepared to give him a chance .... I had a potato the other day that looked the spitting image of David Shayler ....I tell you all ...you will rot in hell for this ... For all eternity, not just a few years like.

Did your potato declare it was the son of God?

MookJong · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:14

Wow, I knew he was spouting conspiracy theories about the 7/7 bombings on the web but this is a step beyond.

Can't wait to hear what he has to say!

badgermonkey · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:18

It could be MI5 have forced him into saying this stuff, so that people won't believe his theories of 7/7 being a conspiracy. So it really WAS a conspiracy!

ethan · 6 Sep 2007 at 13:48

Don't suppose he could be had for identity theft then if he is ex MI5?

Fraggr · 6 Sep 2007 at 16:28

Sky News said:
Mr Icke believes the world is run by shapeshifting reptiles.

Nullvoid · 6 Sep 2007 at 16:35

He's a basket-case for sure but I doubt he cares what people think since he is minted thanks to all his book sales.

Squarehed · 6 Sep 2007 at 16:38

Jono said:
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

Damn you, I came in here to make that joke!

gillywibble · 6 Sep 2007 at 18:55

'He warned that people risk their chances of eternal life if they do not take him seriously.'

Hmm, i'd rather not have eternal life if I have to talk to that plonker every day.

aardvark · 6 Sep 2007 at 20:01

i remember when he went on sky news and said the planes that hit the two towers weren't planes at all, but 'something else' - he seems to have got even more insane since then, the fool.

ElectroBlaster · 6 Sep 2007 at 20:07

What a complete fruitbat lol

I bet he's best buddies with David Ike and he swears little green men laugth at his poor attempts at tinfoil hats lmao

ElectroBlaster · 6 Sep 2007 at 20:09

Gillywibble said:
'He warned that people risk their chances of eternal life if they do not take him seriously.'

Hmm, i'd rather not have eternal life if I have to talk to that plonker every day.

I suddenly had this nasty thought he will turn up on x-factor this weekend lmao

gillywibble · 6 Sep 2007 at 20:09

Maybe the lizards have brainwashed him? You never know.