Man of Honour
A stick
What's green and leaky?
A stick
This is how you test if you're still childishness.
The day I stop finding stupid things hilarious you can put me to bed with a shovel
I was in bed with my Jewish girlfriend the other night, and I couldn’t stop farting.It got to the point where she’d had enough, kicked me out of bed and told me to sleep on the couch.’Oh, come on!’ I pleaded, ‘A bit of gas never killed anyone!’Apparently now I’m ******* insensitive too!
Holocaust + fart joke in 1 =
Another test, this one gets me every time.
I like rude place names.
- Brown Willy, Bodmin Moor, Cornwall.
- Wetwang, near Bridlington.
- Shitterton, near Bere Regis, Dorset.
[..] Made me wonder if, at 26, I shouldn't be finding this kind of thing funny anymore.
I like rude place names.
- Brown Willy, Bodmin Moor, Cornwall.
- Wetwang, near Bridlington.
- Shitterton, near Bere Regis, Dorset.
And yes farts are hilarious. Fanny farts not so much :/.
Another test, this one gets me every time.
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Here's a good one for you: Lower Piddle on the Marsh.
Not rude, but what a great name for a place.
Another test, this one gets me every time.
[yooutube]farting preacher[/yooutube]
Yes, and thankfully so does my missus as I'm bloody awful.
There was some woman on telly the other day called Mrs Dongworth, and I heard my missus laughing from the kitchen.