Do you have a fiddle and if so what do you fiddle?

I make my mouse pointer dance. I sometimes click it too, which means those hardware sites with adverts that run down the side are the bane of my life.
 
What is it with guys that have to fiddle with there penis, especially those that just sit there on the couch with their hands down the front of the their pants, in my old house there was one guy even walking about he had to hold it, was it going to drop off or something?
 
What is it with guys that have to fiddle with there penis, especially those that just sit there on the couch with their hands down the front of the their pants, in my old house there was one guy even walking about he had to hold it, was it going to drop off or something?

I think we do it as small children and our parents manage to get us to stop.

I'm not sure if there's a real reason behind it - perhaps there's glands down there that excrete odour and we end up marking our territory with it... unsure.

In any case I find it quite disgusting if someone can't keep their hands off their crotch, very poor manners indeed.
 
It could just come down to wearing clothes that don't fit. Say what you like about male genitalia, it damn sure doesn't want to stay where you put it.
 
tend to wring my hands together, used to get broken skin because of it. Never realised what caused it till I had a mate around and he was like 'what the hell you doing?!'
 
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Say what you like about male genitalia, it damn sure doesn't want to stay where you put it.

lol

I'm trying desperately to find a good fiddle atm. Got myself unpaid work experiance as hopefully a jumping point into a new job and because I cant use computers till I get paid I just sit answering the phone. God it gets boring.
My desk now has a collection of origami birds, a large elastic band ball, a map of the building with marked post routes and departments, and for some reason I doodled out a text to binary conversion, then a compression method for it, then another layer of encryption on top :(
Someone help me find something to do today lol.
 
The cover on my iPod. Pop it off at the edge and then push it back in place. Silly really as eventually it'll snap.
 
Lots of things. I spin my iPhone from end to end between my thumb and forefinger, I rub the back of my ear, I twist my ring around my finger, and sometimes throw and catch it, I fiddle with my keys, I tab my thumb with each of my fingers - never a consecutive finger, something I used to do to try and speed up my fret action when I was guitaring and I never got out of, I sometimes tab my fingers and thumb on my desk - also never a consecutive one...
 
I pinch (gently) the glands in my neck under my jaw bone and roll them between my thumb and finger, also the muscle fibres in my biceps.

Very strange I know, I do it when bored or worried and have done it for as long as I can remember.

Drives my Mrs nuts when she see's me doing it.
 
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