Poll: Do you have a mini heart attack every time you sneeze?

[Aid4nTheNoob]

When you sneeze, your heart stops for the duration of the sneeze, so I have heard, anyway.

So does that mean you have a mini heart attack every time you sneeze?


The reason I ask is because I sneezed like 5 times in a row today, meaning my heart stopped for a total of 5-10 seconds. I could have died. Maybe it would be better off if I died, actually.





Thank you for taking the time to read this.


Here's a joke:

A man walked into a bar and asked for a packet of helicopter flavoured crisps. The barman said 'Helicopter flavoured crisps? There's no such thing!' So the man said 'Ok, can I have a packet of plane, instead?'

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

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You're that guy who finds me really interesting! Hi!!

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Yes.

I was waiting for that one. Why do you think I put it in there?

I would like to point out, that you sir, are a silly little fellow and must be tied up in watercooling tubing and then stuck in front of big ben, so every time it rings, you get a really annoying headache and there would be nothing you could do about it! LOLOLOLOL

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

I looked at the title thinking, what an idiot, then I saw the poster

I love people like you. The internet allows the common nerd, like me and you, to either act all silly and free with rainbows and happiness, or to act like... well...yourself. But it's alright. I'm cool with that, yo.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Is that you Britboy?

I keep hearing of this BritBoy person, I honestly have no idea who britboy is. I'm not Britboy. I'm Aidan, or, Aid4n. But you can call me 007.

I just love making really thought provoking posts in my spare time.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Are you on weed?

Depends what you mean by weed.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Are you mentally ill?

Depends what you mean by mentally ill.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

You know what? I'm fed up with this. I come in here wanting some fudging answers to my ** No disguised swearing ** question. What happens? Instead of sympathy people want me dead. I get called mentally ill and people make fun of my acute lartistic autism. I am the most socially awkward person you could ever meet and I came on this forum, not only to have fun and just relieve stress a little bit, but to also get over my fear of communicating with people outside of my bedroom. I was simply concerned about my heart stopping. Is that such a big deal? Seriously guys. What have I done wrong to deserve such hatred? If you don't like the post, then don't comment.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

I asked if you were mentally ill, not calling you it directly. Also, you usually troll, but the 38 sneezes video is quite funny

May I ask your age? Your occupation says you're in school and you live in Kent. Are you employed by a school or are you still in ed?

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Search his posts, he's 12.

His name is also Bakht Khan.