Poll: Do you have a mini heart attack every time you sneeze?

[Aid4nTheNoob]

When you sneeze, your heart stops for the duration of the sneeze, so I have heard, anyway.

So does that mean you have a mini heart attack every time you sneeze?


The reason I ask is because I sneezed like 5 times in a row today, meaning my heart stopped for a total of 5-10 seconds. I could have died. Maybe it would be better off if I died, actually.





Thank you for taking the time to read this.


Here's a joke:

A man walked into a bar and asked for a packet of helicopter flavoured crisps. The barman said 'Helicopter flavoured crisps? There's no such thing!' So the man said 'Ok, can I have a packet of plane, instead?'

 

[L0rdMike]

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[IanSammiches]

I sneezed and **** my pants once. No blood, so it's all good.

 

[Destination]

No.
You don't.
Unfortunately you appear to not have the remotest grasp of what a heart attack is.
Perhaps a basic google, or some reason of wikipedia will make you more knowlegible, or even a basic biology book.

Good luck on your quest for information.

 

[T345]

lolkwerk
lolarek
lolhausen
lolaid

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

lolkwerk
lolarek
lolhausen
lolaid

You're that guy who finds me really interesting! Hi!!

 

[stiv121]

Quite fine. Occasionally when I sneeze it unleashes a chain reaction which leads usually leads to a fart. So does that mean when I fart my heart stops as well? Could this lead to health implications if the fart lasted a duration of 5-10 seconds?

 

[UncleRuckus]

Maybe it would be better off if I died, actually.

Yes.

 

[T345]

You're that guy who finds me really interesting! Hi!!

Lolaid

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Yes.

I was waiting for that one. Why do you think I put it in there?

I would like to point out, that you sir, are a silly little fellow and must be tied up in watercooling tubing and then stuck in front of big ben, so every time it rings, you get a really annoying headache and there would be nothing you could do about it! LOLOLOLOL

 

[T345]

I was waiting for that one. Why do you think I put it in there?

I would like to point out, that you sir, are a silly little fellow and must be tied up in watercooling tubing and then stuck in front of big ben, so every time it rings, you get a really annoying headache and there would be nothing you could do about it! LOLOLOLOL

I looked at the title thinking, what an idiot, then I saw the poster

 

[needforspeed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My3ZCrw012I

 

[benneh]

lolkwerk
lolarek
lolhausen
lolaid

 

[UncleRuckus]

I was waiting for that one. Why do you think I put it in there?

I would like to point out, that you sir, are a silly little fellow and must be tied up in watercooling tubing and then stuck in front of big ben, so every time it rings, you get a really annoying headache and there would be nothing you could do about it! LOLOLOLOL

Is that you Britboy?

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

I looked at the title thinking, what an idiot, then I saw the poster

I love people like you. The internet allows the common nerd, like me and you, to either act all silly and free with rainbows and happiness, or to act like... well...yourself. But it's alright. I'm cool with that, yo.

 

[T345]

I love people like you. The internet allows the common nerd, like me and you, to either act all silly and free with rainbows and happiness, or to act like... well...yourself. But it's alright. I'm cool with that, yo.

Are you on weed?

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Is that you Britboy?

I keep hearing of this BritBoy person, I honestly have no idea who britboy is. I'm not Britboy. I'm Aidan, or, Aid4n. But you can call me 007.

I just love making really thought provoking posts in my spare time.

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Are you on weed?

Depends what you mean by weed.

 

[T345]

Are you mentally ill?

 

[Aid4nTheNoob]

Are you mentally ill?

Depends what you mean by mentally ill.