do you have demnons in you ?, if so this guy can help

Hades · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:05

Begone foul demnons!

Grandmaster Fap! · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:06

Telephone exorcism?

Who do i make cheques payable to!!!???

Pestilence · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:16

I feel like I need to deliver myself of a Demon in the toilet pretty soon. Will send Brother Carlos a photo to see if he can verify the type.

Gimpymoo · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:17

I do not have a demon in me, but I do have Dave, can you help with that?

DanielMMS · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:38

Pestilence said:
I feel like I need to deliver myself of a Demon in the toilet pretty soon. Will send Brother Carlos a photo to see if he can verify the type.

I delivered myself of a demon at work on Monday after a curry the night before. Whilst "in process" someone walked in, shouted "JESUS!" and walked out again. He clearly thought the Lord needed to be involved in ridding me of the evil.

dacads · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:38

What's a demnon? Sounds like slang for them none which doesn't make sense either

The Funktopus · 6 Mar 2013 at 15:43

What if you can't get rid of them? Does that make them Demnon-and-ons?

Soundood · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:00

is a female Demon in French,

De Monica?

Manbatius · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:00

petriodet said:
MATT DEMNON!!!!!

This comment made me lol the most!

Dave · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:13

Gimpymoo said:
I do not have a demon in me, but I do have Dave, can you help with that?

I wondered who that was that's been following me around all day! Curse you, demnon.

yasen78 · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:23

Now I finally got it!! It is a joke, right?

And not that I do not belive that demons exist, but someone making a website to promote casting out demons is funny.

d_brennen · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:28

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE RESULTS.

kk where do I send the monies?

[Damien] · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:30

"DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE RESULTS.
Scoliosis gone, Twisted leg straightened, Migraine came out through the ears, Abdominal pain came out through the urine canal. A man had his Titanium Rod supernaturally removed from his right leg. Woman born with a severe neck curvature (bent forward) healed through ministration over the phone. All ministered by Brother Carlos."

Sounds legit to me! Where do I send my monies?

manic111 · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:30

Damn demnom nom noms....

atpbx · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:32

Its like being back in the early 90's playing bootleg famicom games with really bad translations.

"?"
"Kneel before Belhosafat! King of house of the Demnons!"
"!"
"I have princess Sephanie and I will eat her sole"

Dickyb0b · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:43

dacads said:
What's a demnon? Sounds like slang for them none which doesn't make sense either

well if you mean whats a demon, a demon is something we cant see which can take over you and do all kinds of nasty stuff to you without you even knowing , it starts slow and builds up , they can pretend to be dead relatives to , there super intelligent and know everything, there all around us and it only needs something there attracted to , to open a doorway for them to come through such as an ouija board or something occult , they guy even says pornagrahic movies can attract them or something , they are 1000 of years old , its good to know about this stuff as its not good at all if there causing upset and suffering in the world..

DaleTheWhale · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:47

Edrof said:
dat nons.

dem' nons!

doofer · 6 Mar 2013 at 16:58

Dickyb0b said:
there super intelligent and know everything

So are Seagulls compared to you.

Voltar · 6 Mar 2013 at 17:00

loldemnons

DirtyJester · 6 Mar 2013 at 17:02

...has he gone away yet?