Do You Know a JOKE ADDRESS?

Belly · 19 Jul 2006 at 14:53

Can anyone help me with some joke addresses, I enter them on the back of aerograms when I write to my friends in Africa.

The only one I know (and it's a bit to rude) is:

Miss Mary Lykes
1 ****well Inn
Tillet
Herts

I couldn't find a site on google

fatmas · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:01

Any Address that is fake.. And why do that? Hm.

basmic · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:05

I think he means dirty addresses.

Such as this one.

RandomTom · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:07

123 Fake Street
Fakesville
Fakenham
Norfolk
NR21

ballistic · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:07

**** lane?

6thElement · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:11

1060 W Addison St
Chicago
IL 60613

basmic · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:11

ballistic said:
**** lane?

Aye - not many miles from Darlington, either.

fatmas · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:18

something like:

1 Town Road
CityVille
England
SMD 5TFU

Belly · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:25

Yes I'd like funny, dirty ones, rude ones with names too. Any variations on Monty Phython's "Biggus Dickus" and "Inconenta Buttocks" with amusing addresses?

The Fakenham one is more in line with what I'm looking for but is a bit repetitive? I doubt if my friends in Kenya have heard of Fakenham, I don't think I had until today!!!! (I think I went there once but it was closed - joke)

The people who receive the aerograms know they are from me but I just don't want Royal Mail to know they are from me so I enter a spurious name and address as the sender, and so much the better, if I can "make-em-laugh-too" hey?

Thanx So far

kaiowas · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:31

Belly said:
The Fakenham one is more in line with what I'm looking for but is a bit repetitive? I doubt if my friends in Kenya have heard of Fakenham, I don't think I had until today!!!! (I think I went there once but it was closed - joke)

Must have been Thursday. I went to 6th form there and the whole town closes on a Thursday afternoon.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:33

Belly said:
The people who receive the aerograms know they are from me but I just don't want Royal Mail to know they are from me so I enter a spurious name and address as the sender, and so much the better, if I can "make-em-laugh-too" hey?

Thanx So far

You wear a tin-foil hat dont you?

fatmas · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:36

He doesn't want to open his door one day to find himself looking down the barrell of a silenced 9mm.

Instead Poor Mrs Smith will be blown away at 123 Fake Street.

DarkShadow · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:38

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You wear a tin-foil hat dont you?

Belly · 19 Jul 2006 at 15:46

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You wear a tin-foil hat dont you?

I would certainly have had more replies if I'd asked for IRISH JOKES!

|Ric| · 19 Jul 2006 at 16:08

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You wear a tin-foil hat dont you?

Keep up to date, the tin-foil hat idea was clearly put around by the government as it increases signal strength:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

The new (OCUK approved) method is coating your head with mustard and allowing extra hair growth to block out signals.

ElRazur · 19 Jul 2006 at 16:14

Belly said:
Can anyone help me with some joke addresses, I enter them on the back of aerograms when I write to my friends in Africa.

8372
Gold Terrance
Beggars Lane
Southern Westmister
DM M4N

10 Downing street
Fenton
Stoke-on-Trent
Staffordshire - ST4 3NP

London road
p o box 419
Mnbotu road
London
Sw99 xRay

Will that do or you want some more?

Gobbledegeek · 19 Jul 2006 at 16:26

WMD Ltd (Iraq)
Saddam's Bunker
Baghdad
Iraq
(sorry don't know postcode)

Belly · 19 Jul 2006 at 17:03

Dried Graze said:
WMD Ltd (Iraq)
Saddam's Bunker
Baghdad
Iraq
(sorry don't know postcode)

Yep, I'll certainly use this one, I could work on the post code UXB POP maybe

The one for The Pope is VAT 69

JohnnyG · 19 Jul 2006 at 17:06

Wood
John
Hampshire

Beren · 19 Jul 2006 at 17:12

Mr R Hood
Large Oak
The Greenwood
Hampshire
*** 8OW