Do you like elephants?

[Cosimo]

What did the female elephant say during sex?
"Can I be on top this time?"

What do you do when you come across an elephant?
Wipe it off!

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea...

That's it, I'm off to the zoo.

 

[Clown]

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind abush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.


How many kangaroos does it take to fix a leaky water main?
None, a kangaroo has neither the intelligence nor dexterity to do any kind of plumbing work. At best it could try to locate the source of the leek by jumping around, but even then it would be hard pushed to actually do anything about it.

 

[twist3d0n3]

got a lol from me

 

[lakitu]

got a lol from me

Did it really? You actually laughed out loud? That's bizarre because I've never heard jokes that unfunny.

 

[Relentless81]

Did it really? You actually laughed out loud? That's bizarre because I've never heard jokes that unfunny.

I did some LOL's. Is it ok for people to have different senses of humour or should everyone be exactly the same

 

[Wyrdo]

Terrible and also about 30 years old.

 

[Cosimo]

Terrible and also about 30 years old.

So it's true that elephants never forget.

 

[lakitu]

I did some LOL's. Is it ok for people to have different senses of humour or should everyone be exactly the same

Yeah of course it's fine to have different senses of humour. I find it genuinely very interesting how something I find to be not funny in the slightest can have others laughing out loud.

 

[Davies_M]

Got a smile outta me!

 

[True_Scotsman]

Got a big smile out of me, love the stupid jokes

 

[platypus]

I do like elephants. Quite peaceful creatures.

 

[BlackCoat2k10]

Many Weird Jokes

Some lulz from me

 

[hood1971]

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
"Here comes the elephants over the hill"

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing - he didn't recognise them

 

[TRiP]

What comes in gallons?

Elephants

 

[Electronic Dave]

...you also have to like trains

 

[Tomsk]

Is this meant to be a joke?

That's a question.

 

[yermum]

How do you know that there's an elephant hiding under your bed?
Because your nose is touching the ceiling

I like elephant jokes

 

[KotFM]

Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?
A: So they can jump up in trees and rape monkeys.

Much lollage ensued!

Q: After crossing the Alps, what was the last thing Hannibal said to his army before getting off their elephants?
A: "Men, get off your elephants"

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Made me laugh, rather loud. Then I had to repeat it on the office. All my manager heard was "rape monkeys", then I had to explain the whole joke to him. He didn't laugh. Bad times.

Whats worse is if she doesn't laugh, and then later on someone else explains that she was a rape victim.

 

[ajf]

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
Use a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a red elephant?
Hold his trunk until he turns blue then use the blue elephant gun.

Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
If he was hard, white and round he'd be an aspirin.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a prune?
The prune's a different colour.

How do you know there is an elephant in the bath with you?
Their breath smells of peanuts.

Why do elephants paint their toenails yellow?
So they can hide upside down in custard.

Personally I love elephant jokes for their shear absurdity.

Andrew