Do you moisturize?

DAIR · 29 May 2012 at 13:34

King Damager said:
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

But no, I don't.

I have a penis you see....

kd

Whoops have I made you feel uncomfortable?

I just prefer not to walk around looking and feeling all chalk like!

asim18 · 29 May 2012 at 13:48

kwerk said:
Yeah how is it gay if you're getting more fanny from looking good?

meanwhile there is a whole subforum of people aspiring to look like this:

You know because that's what women go for obviously. Yet moisturizer is gay.

How can you compare bodybuilding, which requires extreme levels of both mental and physical strength and exertion, to moisturising, which requires nothing more than either a woman or a gay man?

anything I don't mind · 29 May 2012 at 14:18

moisturizing is for girls.

shadow_boxer · 29 May 2012 at 14:18

Spie said:
GAY

IrishChr1s · 29 May 2012 at 14:27

Everyday, and it makes a noticeable difference, if I leave it for a few days my skin becomes too oily and prone to redness. Feels and looks a lot better if I do.

Dad gives me serious abuse about it though lol

LiE · 29 May 2012 at 14:37

When I shave or trim my facial hair. It gets very dry.

LiE · 29 May 2012 at 14:39

Spie said:
GAY

You missed the rest of the lyrics?

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

zegna · 29 May 2012 at 14:43

Spie said:
GAY

How old are you? 12?

kwerk · 29 May 2012 at 14:52

asim18 said:
How can you compare bodybuilding, which requires extreme levels of both mental and physical strength and exertion, to moisturising, which requires nothing more than either a woman or a gay man?

DEAL WITH IT

Skillmister · 29 May 2012 at 14:53

lolkwerk. enlightening as always

Sefirosu · 29 May 2012 at 14:54

Spie said:
GAY

Epic post is epic.

fire_munki · 29 May 2012 at 15:03

Freefaller said:
No.

You're gonna need some after the waxing!

nemtizz · 29 May 2012 at 15:21

The Halk said:
The latent homosexuals in this thread are funny - "NO! Keep the moisturiser away from me! Please! No, don't do it! I'm serious, one drop of moisturiser and I'll drop the façade. I'm not joking! I'm one musical number away from hanging around saunas! If I use moisturiser that'll be the end of my heterosexuality!"

holymonk · 29 May 2012 at 15:23

only vain wimps moisturize

Stoner81 · 29 May 2012 at 16:32

I use Nivia aftershave balm because more often than not my face and neck are very sore from shaving and it helps to stop the soreness.

Stoner81.

Dark Kyon · 29 May 2012 at 16:34

Only when my skin is super dry?

asim18 · 29 May 2012 at 20:40

kwerk said:
DEAL WITH IT

My interpretation is this:

The one in the green looks like a pig and the one in the pink tank looks a small breasted lesbian. The strapping bodybuilders are clearly way out of their league, subsequently leaving them for the Marilyn Manson/emo wannabe/lookalike.

rexehuk · 29 May 2012 at 21:04

I MOISTURISE AND I LIKE IT.

Got my Molton Brown Black Pepper confiscated at Heathrow the other day though... was not amused. LUCKILY I have a stockpile of Molton Brown moisturiser, crisis averted.

Also, I am 100% for pink cake, don't like chocolate.

wannabedamned · 29 May 2012 at 21:11

[FnG]magnolia;22002274 said:
Dear oh dear. Predictable but still unfortunate. Don't you think a man in your position should be a little more considered in his replies? That's just homophobic.

Why is saying Gay homophobic?

rexehuk · 29 May 2012 at 21:17

Blatantly can't handle the masculinity in this room.

They're all mine, are you jealous? IF ONLY YOU COULD FEEL MY LUSCIOUS CHEEKS

Do you moisturize?

Wise Guy