Do you sit or stand to wipe your butt?

[Lydzor]

I've just read that apparently a lot of people stand to wipe themselves. Personally this seems a poor choice, there will be smeared butt cheeks not to mention the potential for dropped helpings on the floor. I'd never even heard of this method before!

Poll options please Mods:

- I stand
- I sit
- Pancake

Just another note, a poll I came across showed an even split between both methods. It will be interesting to see what the opinions are here.

 

[Relentless81]

It will be interesting to see what the opinions are here.

Not really, but the fact you asked is interesting to me

 

[SiriusB]

We have had this thread before, I'm sure. I even seem to recall an automatic bum wiping system someone posted!

 

[16-bit]

Not really, but the fact you asked is interesting to me

This.

You are strange.

 

[BennyC]

I've been a stander however I'm considering a massive life change and becoming a sitter

Standers Anonymous right here.

 

[PiKe]

Wipe?

 

[lcg]

Im eagerly awaiting the first "what way do i wipe my ass" thread. Though id be shocked if it hadn't already been done before.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=17737046&postcount=25

Oh dear

 

[Dewotter]

Sit in a kind of leaned over way. Surely standing would make it harder to get in-between the cheeks?

 

[Gecco]

i usually rub my bum on the carpet...

 

[Disco Boy]

In before Muslic coffee pot thing...

 

[Lydzor]

Sit in a kind of leaned over way. Surely standing would make it harder to get in-between the cheeks?

That's what I would have thought.

Not really, but the fact you asked is interesting to me

Maybe I should have said intriguing.

 

[Edrof]

I bend over and let my butler cleanse it up good.

 

[Six6siX]

I do not produce excrement.

 

[Greenlizard0]

I use a pancake while sitting down.

 

[z3r0]

Both. Just to be extra safe.

 

[Edrof]

A real man sits on a chainsaw.

 

[gillywibble]

Bicycle kick stance.

 

[Casdawer]

Both. Just to be extra safe.

Same.

Mostly sitting down and then once when standing up just in case I have some cling ons!

 

[PapaLazaru]

I always thought it was some kind of twisted joke that people stand whilst wiping. Seriously?

 

[Castiel]

Bidet.