Soldato
- Joined
- 4 Aug 2008
- Posts
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- Location
- Manchester.
yes, I am constantly telling people that have found large spiders to nuke them from orbit and people I dislike that they have aids. I am also generally racist just like OCUK 

No, but perhaps I should bring something from real life onto the forums :
Men's nipples are useless. Therefore if you could use them to fire anything you want - what two guns would you create?
I can imagine the situation now as I walked into the pub with my mate:
Me: I dunno what I want. Can you spec me a pint of lager?
Mate: What are you on about you fool?
Me: Don't call me a fool or I'll nuke you from orbit
Mate: *scratches head in puzzlement*
Me: Don't worry about it, but can you tell me if I scratch my head, will my toes fall off?
Mate: I don't know what you're on, but I'm going
Me: Don't be like that, I can show you how to prepare a mean chorizo salad!
Mate: *leaves*
Me: Don't you want to see how dirty my microwave is then?