Do you talk about the same things in real life as you do on the forum?

starfighter · 1 Oct 2008 at 00:49

yes, I am constantly telling people that have found large spiders to nuke them from orbit and people I dislike that they have aids. I am also generally racist just like OCUK

djmc0 · 1 Oct 2008 at 00:50

I am myself wherever I speak, and thats not to say I am particularly self confident I melt in front of women that I fancy!.. Lucky for me, it seems that the women that i go for are pretty forward.

But other than that I suppose i can be accused of being pretty blunt in both general day to day conversation and in my humour, but I do appreciate it when people are the same to me, I really, really hate beating arounf the bush (apart from women in general, i seem to go into self meltdown, unless i focus 100%)

Its all gravy!

djmc0 · 1 Oct 2008 at 00:54

Greenlizard0 said:
No, but perhaps I should bring something from real life onto the forums :

Men's nipples are useless. Therefore if you could use them to fire anything you want - what two guns would you create?

mens nipples are not useless!

is nice! high five!

Reality|Bites · 1 Oct 2008 at 00:57

Zohan?

Killa_ken · 1 Oct 2008 at 01:54

Somewhat, Usually less in depth as there is no chance to research arguments etc.

Mark A · 1 Oct 2008 at 04:41

I only really talk about stuff I'm interested in on here so yes i also talk about this stuff irl.

PwnDirect · 1 Oct 2008 at 07:02

does ts count as rl?

Freefaller · 1 Oct 2008 at 07:25

I have similar conversations, well what I mean is that I talk about everything and nothing to anyone. However, the conversations tend to be a lot more crude and rude.

Squink · 1 Oct 2008 at 08:32

I can imagine the situation now as I walked into the pub with my mate:

Me: I dunno what I want. Can you spec me a pint of lager?
Mate: What are you on about you fool?
Me: Don't call me a fool or I'll nuke you from orbit
Mate: *scratches head in puzzlement*
Me: Don't worry about it, but can you tell me if I scratch my head, will my toes fall off?
Mate: I don't know what you're on, but I'm going
Me: Don't be like that, I can show you how to prepare a mean chorizo salad!
Mate: *leaves*
Me: Don't you want to see how dirty my microwave is then?

wordy · 1 Oct 2008 at 08:56

Not really, I don't think I'd get very far if I said 'spec me how to wipe my arse' in our office.

However, I do tell the g/f I'm gonna punch her in the ovaries when she's annoying me

platypus · 1 Oct 2008 at 09:04

I've asked everyone at the rowing club to post pics of their girlfriend.

Oxide™ · 1 Oct 2008 at 09:13

mulpsmebeauty said:
I can imagine the situation now as I walked into the pub with my mate:

Me: I dunno what I want. Can you spec me a pint of lager?
Mate: What are you on about you fool?
Me: Don't call me a fool or I'll nuke you from orbit
Mate: *scratches head in puzzlement*
Me: Don't worry about it, but can you tell me if I scratch my head, will my toes fall off?
Mate: I don't know what you're on, but I'm going
Me: Don't be like that, I can show you how to prepare a mean chorizo salad!
Mate: *leaves*
Me: Don't you want to see how dirty my microwave is then?

lol.....class

I talk about the forum in real life

Maccy · 1 Oct 2008 at 10:42

If I mentioned half the stuff on here that comes out my trap then I think ban would be the only word that comes to mind!