Do you think this bird is up for it?

IceBus · 31 Jul 2005 at 17:08

Stiff_Cookie said:
Hey everyone!

This girl glanced at me when I was walking home. Should I ask her to marry me?

OMG! Definitely, she wanted to jump your bones all night long!

WantoN · 31 Jul 2005 at 17:24

IceBus said:
OMG! Definitely, she wanted to jump your bones all night long!

Bow Whacka Whacka choowww! Bow WhackWhacka BOOWOAAAO!

Killerkebab · 31 Jul 2005 at 17:33

I was reading a magazine yesterday, and in one of the pictures, Lucy Pinder was looking right at the camera. Think I should marry her?

Priapus · 31 Jul 2005 at 17:59

I was at work, and this girl came into the shop. She smiled at me when I asked her, "can I help you?"

I hope she comes in agan, as I've gone out and bought a ring for her....will be doing the one knee and ask her to marry me.

LoadsaMoney · 31 Jul 2005 at 18:05

No, she's doing her job.

I was in a shop the other day, lass said "can i help you", i was thinking "if you strip off, i can help myself".

Priapus · 31 Jul 2005 at 18:35

LMFAO!

Felix Da Housecat · 31 Jul 2005 at 18:50

This thread is so funny.

Anyway back on track, I think she was just being nice and doing what she is told to do....ie customer service; but if you go in again have a quick chat to her and see where it goes.

Killerkebab · 31 Jul 2005 at 20:01

custom1 said:
This thread is so funny.

Anyway back on track, I think she was just being nice and doing what she is told to do....ie customer service; but if you go in again have a quick chat to her and see where it goes.

Where it goes? He'll have a new bank account, a new mortgage, and a loan for £20000 which he doesn't need

Priapus · 31 Jul 2005 at 20:02

Sounds about right, LOL

LoadsaMoney · 31 Jul 2005 at 21:47

I remember a while ago when i went to the bank to put some money in, the lass behind the counter said "how much would you like to put in", i was gona say "hopefully the lot, depends how much you can tak".

Alasdair · 31 Jul 2005 at 21:52

I work for a bank doing phone support for corporates, and I naturally say "sir" to customers if I can't be arsed saying their name.

Vixen · 31 Jul 2005 at 22:00

Alasdair said:
I work for a bank doing phone support for corporates, and I naturally say "sir" to customers if I can't be arsed saying their name.

I say sir before I have a guys name, or if I can't pronounce it

There is a woman who moved to my department from a branch and she always makes small talk with customers while she is typing or writing stuff down. Just "how was your day, what's the weather like" etc, but she does it a lot more than anyone else. It's just easier to fill the gaps if you have someone to talk to.

benjo plz. · 31 Jul 2005 at 22:14

Von Smallhausen said:
Did she pour a glass of water over her blouse and then say ' Ooh, how clumsy of me. I must get out of these wet things. ', at which on cue the seventies pron waka chow guitar kicked in ?

If not. then you may be reading the signs wrong.

lol, theres no may about it

calnen · 31 Jul 2005 at 23:50

LoadsaMoney said:
No, she's doing her job.

I was in a shop the other day, lass said "can i help you", i was thinking "if you strip off, i can help myself".

LMAO!!! Best reply ever tbh!

deano · 1 Aug 2005 at 07:17

Next time you see her, ask her if you could open a personal account with herself and then ask what the interest rate is like, then give her your phone number on a piece of paper telling her its your personal bank account number. Make it obvious its your number. Smile walk away wait for the call.

Deano

**NatashA** · 1 Aug 2005 at 08:49

Don't listen to these guys, they're just jealous. I suggest you figure out a way to show her your penis as soon as possible. Girls love that. Try getting your trousers caught in the sliding tray thing, so they have to be removed. However, you must manage this in a nonchalant way, I suggest trying to pass her your card without taking it out of your pocket first.

Murf · 1 Aug 2005 at 08:55

**NatashA** said:
Don't listen to these guys, they're just jealous. I suggest you figure out a way to show her your penis as soon as possible. Girls love that. Try getting your trousers caught in the sliding tray thing, so they have to be removed. However, you must manage this in a nonchalant way, I suggest trying to pass her your card without taking it out of your pocket first.

Awesome!

Von Smallhausen · 1 Aug 2005 at 11:10

I have been watching BBC news and Natasha Kaplinsky looked at the TV camera, but I just know that she had the fires of passion lit for Von as she was looking at me and not the 3 million other viewers. I was sure that when she said ' Coming up next is [OMITTED FOR FEAR OF A HOLIDAY] '

Also, I am sure she mouthed the words ' I want Von to rattle my bones ' when she introduced the sport and weather.

Her upcoming marriage is clearly a sham.

Tru · 1 Aug 2005 at 11:45

Hay guys, my Grandmother gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek the other day, do you think...

Shoseki · 1 Aug 2005 at 11:53

Lets specify some rules...

If you say "do you think THIS girl is up for it", you must provide pictures of who THIs is!!