do you think this is a bad idea?

geeza said:
^ 'You wouldn't buy a used car without checking the oil ' ^ (she likes cars aswell)

think i should tell her this :p

That's slap material where I come from tbh.
 
geeza said:
^ 'You wouldn't buy a used car without checking the oil ' ^ (she likes cars aswell)

think i should tell her this :p


It works surprisingly well. Give it a try and you'll be pleasently surprised. So will she.
 
Scuzi said:
Shag her. Tell her it's just like an oil check in a car, you need to wang your dipstick in there to check her out. You're going to be living with her after all. You wouldn't buy a used car without checking the oil so it would be silly not to shag her.
Are you saying geeza should check out everybodies oil, male or female? :eek:
 
I agree with Scuzi - you should view your contract just as you'd view buying a used car. It's important to give it a test drive, for several reasons. First, you need to get a good look to check the mileage - you don't want to buy something that's been around the block a few too many times. Second, you need to check the suspension - a small amount of bounce is fine, but too much jiggling is never a good thing. Finally, you want to check the gearbox - you're looking for it to be tight, with a smooth action. No one likes a sticky box.
 
just had a few texts off her with this one coming last -

'well i graced you with my presence last night!! what more could you possibly ask for!?
 
basmic said:
Are you saying geeza should check out everybodies oil, male or female? :eek:

Nah, with guys you know the score. You can tell by the sound of his engine if he's going to be a good housemate or not. With a woman it's different. She's more like an old banger. You spend lots of money on her, she doesn't always put out when you want her to and you often get people gawking at her when you're in town. Women need a more thorough check and a proverbial oil check is the best way to do it.
 
geeza said:
just had a few texts off her with this one coming last -

'well i graced you with my presence last night!! what more could you possibly ask for!?
Simple reply:

"sex"
 
I really can't remember, found it one some random site ages ago and have never seen any others like it.

I had to shrink it to fit OcUK and now I can't find the original either which is annoying
 
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Or

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***!!
 
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