Are you insane man? You shouldn't be letting your woman out of the house on her own, leave alone out of the country! It's a shame you can't practically keep a woman on a lead, to be honest. They're all ***** and they'll just bang anyone they see without thinking. You have to keep them under constant surveillance, I tell you. If you absolutely must let her out on her own (say, to go to work) then try to bug her bag or something so you can hear all her conversations. If possible, slip a camera in there too so you know where she's going. If you're weak enough to let her have a mobile, make sure to check it regularly to verify all incoming and outgoing calls and texts. Make sure you know the passwords to any e-mail accounts she has. It also helps if you know someone in the police force, as they may be able to supply you with sexual assault kits so you can check if she's been putting herself about when you're not around. Remember to beat her to keep her in line too.
Women. Can't live with them, can't kill them.
