Had a "we are aware of a recent car accident" call recently. I said I'm so glad they rang as I've been meaning to sort out my recent accident, she sounded pleased. Explained about my hot air balloon accident (it went down instead of up along the motorway), confused at first but I proceeded to add more detail about the BS accident. She then passed me on to her manager so I repeated myself but he hung up once I went into detail with him. Almost lasted 5 minutes with them, keeping a a dead straight face and voice whilst people in my office were in stitches was a little tricky. A 5 minute chuckle 
