Dodgy joke.

something daft already!! · 21 May 2009 at 19:32

I was driving home the other night when I got a call on my phone, it was my boss who said "You have just been promoted", I was so excited that I swerved a bit. Ten minutes later he called back and said "You have been promoted again! You are now Manager". I was even more excited and I swerved a bit more. A short while later, another call came through, this time I was told I was now the Managing DIrector! Being so excited by this I crashed into a tree.

When the police arrive, they asked what happened
I said I had careered off the road.

4T5 · 21 May 2009 at 19:33

TAXI !!!

A.N.Other · 21 May 2009 at 19:34

Poor. Very poor.

Nick1881 · 21 May 2009 at 19:37

Don't forget your coat

TruBlu · 21 May 2009 at 19:43

My bad joke of the day is better!

Michael Jackson has cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.

Steve2000 · 21 May 2009 at 19:44

Both about as funny as colonic irrigation.

RIZZEE · 21 May 2009 at 19:45

very dodgy indeed

Kennysevenfold · 21 May 2009 at 20:14

i belive an "Oh Dear" is needed....

Tony Williams · 21 May 2009 at 20:15

I barely even get the joke, I would not even of thought it was a joke unless you said so. Here are, take this coat - it's cold outside.

danza · 21 May 2009 at 20:17

Wow, that's bad.

DailyGeek · 21 May 2009 at 20:33

What do an Sea Lion and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal

jr1104 · 21 May 2009 at 20:41

I loled

Buffman · 21 May 2009 at 20:41

TruBlu said:
My bad joke of the day is better!

Michael Jackson has cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.

Pretty good, not laugh out loud funny though

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ConTRo13R · 21 May 2009 at 20:42

jr1104 said:
I loled

macfb · 21 May 2009 at 20:44

TruBlu said:
My bad joke of the day is better!

Michael Jackson has cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.

Just text my brother this, this will now get passed around my family and friends, and further to people I don't know. It got a laugh from me, which means my brother will find it funny.

Ascendancy · 21 May 2009 at 20:45

Thick walls.
Plenty of space.
Naked kids.
No consequences.

Carlsberg don't do homosexual paedophile rapist colonies with an unlimited supply of virgin boys.

But The Church does.

wez130 · 21 May 2009 at 20:45

that's older than the old testament

Stewy · 21 May 2009 at 20:47

Giggidy

GeForce · 21 May 2009 at 21:08

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

[FnG]magnolia · 21 May 2009 at 21:09

Ascendancy said:
Thick walls.
Plenty of space.
Naked kids.
No consequences.

Carlsberg don't do homosexual paedophile rapist colonies with an unlimited supply of virgin boys.

But The Church does.

Not so much funny as a damning indictment on a HNNNNNNNNNNNG!