Does a human fart contribute to global warming?

Ricochet J · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:29

Seriously, there's prob on average a million people alone in the UK farting at the same time in different locations.

How does this effect our environment?

I'm concerned! I laid one today on the sly!

Discuss!

lemonkettaz · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:30

Yes it does

WotDa · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:30

Cows produce more of this global warming crap than cars.

Shifter_Hull · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:31

lol them sly farts are always the best ones

but as to global warming nnnnarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

JohnnyG · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:32

Depends who does it I guess.
Kylie's farts would probably have no effect on anything whereas a Chris Moyles stunna could probably melt Greenland

lemonkettaz · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:33

JohnnyG said:
Depends who does it I guess.
Kylie's farts would probably have no effect on anything whereas a Chris Moyles stunna could probably melt Greenland

I bet kylie can flame grill a burger

KizZ · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:33

Funny thread. Wasn't this in a South Park episode?

JohnnyG · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:35

lemonkettaz said:
I bet kylie can flame grill a burger

Beef or chicken?

singularity · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:35

the process of living and dieing contributes significantly to global warming we all need to be cryogenically frozen immediately to save the world

vincent1989 · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:35

WotDa said:
Cows produce more of this global warming crap than cars.

link?

i know cows produce 7 times more methane than humans, which mean humans produce methane, which means we do contribute to the greenhouse effect, HOWEVER that methane that we (as in living creatures/humans) release was already in something else which would have had to have been removed from the air, so its kind of like recycling methane, which wouldn't be such a problem if it wasn't for everything else we do.

Glaucus · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:35

IIRC methane is 25x better as a greenhouse gas than co2. But it's live stock that produces way more than humans and meat production keeps on rising. That's if you believe in global warning.

lemonkettaz · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:36

JohnnyG said:
Beef or chicken?

Not sure, i guess it requires more power for chicken, as you have to make sure its properly cooked...

its a coin toss i think

JohnnyG · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:38

lemonkettaz said:
Not sure, i guess it requires more power for chicken, as you have to make sure its properly cooked...

its a coin toss i think

See, I would've thought a beef burger needed more fire power to cook it.
Either way it's something I'd like to see her try

lemonkettaz · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:40

Yeh, im not sure whether it would enhance her sexuality or decrease... buts its a worthy experiment for science and the future world

Richdog · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:41

AcidHell2 said:
That's if you believe in global warning.

Global warning, what global warming?

*Looks at rapidly thinning polar ice caps.*

Glaucus · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:41

Richdog said:
Global warning, what global warming?

*Looks at rapidly thinning polar ice caps.*

shrinking, there actually getting thicker.

WotDa · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:42

bringerofdecay said:
link?

Nope, heard it ages ago.

You know where Google is.

Not even sure how accurate it would be anymore either.

Richdog · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:43

AcidHell2 said:
shrinking, there actually getting thicker.

So what's all the ice that's melting away in droves at the arctic/antarctic?

vincent1989 · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:44

AcidHell2 said:
shrinking, there actually getting thicker.

according to who? Americans, or the rest of the world, cos the Americans get A LOT of things wrong

Glaucus · 12 Apr 2007 at 21:45

bringerofdecay said:
according to who? Americans, or the rest of the world, cos the Americans get A LOT of things wrong

by satellite measurements. all though the ice is shrinking, the ice depth is increasing.