Does anyone else find guffing irrationally hilarious?

Ayahuasca · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:26

I made a mate of mine throw up on the way back from a festival in the car by dropping one that resembled the smell of a sewage plant. Still cracks me up a little today when I think about it.

Scuzi · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:27

A well timed fart that sounds like Scooby Doo going "whaaaaaaaaaaa????" is the pinnacle of humour.

robfosters · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:28

I find Saturday mornings following a night of beer and pizza to be a particularly hazardous time to be around me.

SonniLombardi · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:46

When you're jogging and you fart that's pretty good as it splits up into little ones with each stride of the leg movement. If you're running quite fast it's like rapid fire.

FL630 · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:57

I do love a good fart, loud and proud.

UKMach · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:58

Yup, brings the child out in me when Im around mates, not so much when in a meeting a work. Cant quite seem to get the same laughs, still working that one out

VoG · 13 Dec 2015 at 20:58

Clum said:
Unless a girl does it. Obviously.

bitslice · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:01

Only high pitched ones, for some reason they smell less

robfosters · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:04

bitslice said:
Only high pitched ones, for some reason they smell less

I'd love to know the medical reasons behind that phenomenon.

snips86x · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:09

Malevolence said:
I dropped a particularly rancid one in a clothes shop last week. It was epic. If I knew how potent it was going to be I'd have filmed the aftermath. I swear I saw one woman turn green.

The girlfriend thought I was being disgusting and childish.

I actually laughed at that :rolleyes:

Participant · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:26

All one really needs to know about farts is explained in South Park by Randy Marsh in the courtroom scene.

'Don't be scared'.

UKMach · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:52

Participant said:
All one really needs to know about farts is explained in South Park by Randy Marsh in the courtroom scene.

'Don't be scared'.

Is that the queef episode?

Mason- · 13 Dec 2015 at 21:56

Yes, recently someone linked me a video of someone using a bike tyre pump to pump air into his ass then unleashing an absolutely massive fart.

It's disgusting but I couldn't stop laughing.

Not going to link it but if you search youtube for "airpump fart" it's the first link.

robin66 · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:11

Richdog said:
When I was at school I shared a dorm with a group of lads and the most reliable currency of humour was that of flatulence, there were so many fart-related incidents and jokes that it just became an ingrained part of our lives. The thing is, as I grow older, I still haven't lost that part of me that erupts with laughter if I let loose around the guys... had a car trip today after a weekend away and I had three incidents and just couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably. My friends are understandable a little "wtf", but it's just something I can't seem to shake. No idea if I will eventually grow out of it or not.

Anyone else have anything similar?

That's all well and good. Until you crap yourself one day.

Malevolence · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:13

robin66 said:
That's all well and good. Until you crap yourself one day.

Inbetweeners 2, the waterslide.

thebennyboy · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:13

Just a normal day on GD talking about farts.

arc@css · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:46

Malevolence said:
Inbetweeners 2, the waterslide.

Pestilence · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:56

Yes. Farts are one of the most primally hilarious things ever. I don't care when or where, it's funny. Especially if it's against social norms.

I don't get disgusted -- I laugh.

wazza300 · 13 Dec 2015 at 22:59

The ones in the bath are the best,you hear them bubble up to the surface then get to enjoy the sweet aroma

Dis86 · 13 Dec 2015 at 23:01

I hold the rare distinction of clearing the entire language block when I was at school.

Not just a classroom. The entire block. Most people were retching. One girl was actually sick.

I can confirm it was hilarious.