Does anyone else find guffing irrationally hilarious?

[thebennyboy]

No.... Because I am not 12. Never understood why people think it is funny.

You boring old fart.

 

[Arsonist]

Do girls fart? Do they poo also? I don't know if I've ever experience either. I do like letting some rancid ones go in the car though, especially since both electric windows broke.

 

[JBuk]

No.... Because I am not 12. Never understood why people think it is funny.

Were you abused by a fart as a child?

Show me on this diagram where the man dropped one on you

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I used to find it funny until I was about 29 when I farted in front of my pregnant wife but this time she was uncontrollably sick and I never did it again. This means I've never farted in front of her for the last 28 years.
Another fact, I've been with her for 41 years and never known her to fart, in fact I've only ever know her to do a number two 3 times.

 

[bainbridge]

I'm 18mth along with the gf and never known her to fart.

I reciprocate by not letting her hear mine, but that does invlove putting my hands over her ears while dropping a buzz bomb and then blowing a rasberry imitating the fart she didn't hear.

It's just being respectful.

 

[Participant]

I used to find it funny until I was about 29 when I farted in front of my pregnant wife but this time she was uncontrollably sick

After which it moved from being merely funny to being absolutely hilarious.

I made my wife sick from a fart once. She was very hungover, but that didn't compromise the glory of the achievement.

Were you abused by a fart as a child?

Hehe

 

[Limpnoodle]

If you like fart's you will love this

It gets good around the 14:25 mark

 

[Combat Fighter]

Were you abused by a fart as a child?

Show me on this diagram where the man dropped one on you

Someone pinned him down as a child and farted in his face.

 

[413x]

I have a memory burned into my mind off my sister sitting on my other sisters head and letting one go with force.
Needless to say we grew up countryside.. It sometimes got boring

 

[savagesam117]

I dropped one today in the car that was so bad that me and the two other passengers got out. It was lethal.

I can't help but laugh, but then, I've not long been out of childhood.

 

[Stovepipes]

It's kinda funny until I catch a whiff then I'm disgusted and angered by it.

 

[Upgrade]

Just read the entirety of the thread and I couldn't stop laughing. Even reading stories about farming cracks me up. I don't know why I find it so funny.

 

[Richdog]

I used to find it funny until I was about 29 when I farted in front of my pregnant wife but this time she was uncontrollably sick and I never did it again. This means I've never farted in front of her for the last 28 years.
Another fact, I've been with her for 41 years and never known her to fart, in fact I've only ever know her to do a number two 3 times.

You win the thread. Seriously.

 

[UKMach]

Yup, winner^^^

 

[Cosimo]

I used to find it funny until I was about 29 when I farted in front of my pregnant wife but this time she was uncontrollably sick and I never did it again. This means I've never farted in front of her for the last 28 years.
Another fact, I've been with her for 41 years and never known her to fart, in fact I've only ever know her to do a number two 3 times.

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