Does anyone pay for a milkman?

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I'm thinking of getting milk and maybe some farm foods delivered in the morning and was wondering if anyone else does this. I'll want two or three litres of skimmed milk and maybe some farm food to go along with it.

 

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Next door neighbour does. It's pretty pricey these days.

Yeah I expected it would be but not having to worry about running out of milk and cheese is good.

Your wife asking by any chance?

She can pay for her own bit on the side (no I'm not married).

No, we've tried it several times over the years, but all have turned out to be expensive, and worse, totally unreliable.
The last one we tried despite all the promises delivered the milk at 4pm.

I guess I'll just have to give it a go and see what happens.

The woman round the corner does, apparently about an hour every Wednesday, and on Sundays when her husband is working away. No idea what the milkman's real name is but we all call him Ernie round here

Hah .