Does He Look Like Justin Bieber?

Mr Jones · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:22

Quite hilarious reading this during my lunch break.
Edit: It seems a cold windy day got everyone stiffed about my comment of it being quite hilarious.

Anyone, here's the CHILD ABUSE NEWS!

He doesn't look anything like a lesbian (google) nor does he have the hair to qualify (it's growing at the wrong end of his face!)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-24108311

BBC News said:
A Middlesbrough man who pretended to be pop singer Justin Bieber to trick children into sending him sex act videos has been jailed for 14 years.

BBC News said:
Girls, believing he was the pop star, stripped off in front of their computer cameras after he said he would be their boyfriend, the court heard.

He must pretend he's using a 2MP webcam with these girls/boys or a new advert for SpecSavers should be made from this incident!

TaKeN · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:25

What the actual **** !!

Theophany · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:25

Yes, I too find it hilarious that a deranged individual can pose as somebody famous on the Internet and manipulate naive children into performing sexual acts for his pleasure.

Sui · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:27

Say. What.

DanielMMS · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:29

Mr Jones said:
Quite hilarious reading this during my lunch break.

Struggling to find the hilarious bit. All I can see is a story about some seriously sick individual preying on young children.

4T5 · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:31

Det Sgt Paul Higgins, of Cleveland Police, said: "Robert Hunter was a calculating and malicious predator who set out to coerce and bully young girls into exposing themselves over the internet."

How is that hilarious ?

TaKeN · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:32

Theophany said:
Yes, I too find it hilarious that a deranged individual can pose as somebody famous on the Internet and manipulate naive children into performing sexual acts for his pleasure.

Theophany · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:33

^ Yer darn tootin.

Mr Jones · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:34

Theophany said:
Yes, I too find it hilarious that a deranged individual can pose as somebody famous on the Internet and manipulate naive children into performing sexual acts for his pleasure.

DanielMMS said:
Struggling to find the hilarious bit. All I can see is a story about some seriously sick individual preying on young children.

4T5 said:
How is that hilarious ?

Yes, this is a sick individual. Yes, there are kids that were vulnerable enough to be manipulated into doing such act - but it begs the question, if they're such fans, you would think they will know better?

Call my sick sense of humour poor but for a guy, yes it's mug shot, that looks like this to looking anything like the million dollar kid? I laugh at that, not the situation.

Have some sense of humour, it's Monday.

4T5 · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:36

Mr Jones said:
Have some sense of humour, it's Monday.

I laugh at most things but not child abuse.

Theophany · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:42

Mr Jones said:
Have some sense of humour, it's Monday.

Oh! Sorry! I forgot it was Monday - you're right, this is hilarious! Golly, I sure wish I'd remembered what day it was sooner, now I feel like a real plum!

DanielMMS · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:44

Mr Jones said:
Yes, this is a sick individual. Yes, there are kids that were vulnerable enough to be manipulated into doing such act - but it begs the question, if they're such fans, you would think they will know better?

Call my sick sense of humour poor but for a guy, yes it's mug shot, that looks like this to looking anything like the million dollar kid? I laugh at that, not the situation.

Have some sense of humour, it's Monday.

Why would they know better or are you actually suggesting that he used his own image for the purposes of inciting these children?

grimm · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:48

Get off your high horses and cut the OP some slack. You are all acting as though he is actually advocating child abuse. How many jokes were made about Jimmy Savile that you forgot to crusade about?

~>Dg<~ · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:54

chucks a couple of logs on the ocuk fire and sits watching the bonfire burn

Theophany · 16 Sep 2013 at 14:56

grimm said:
Get off your high horses and cut the OP some slack. You are all acting as though he is actually advocating child abuse. How many jokes were made about Jimmy Savile that you forgot to crusade about?

It's got nothing to do with advocating it, it's just not funny. But please don't let me interrupt your ersatz indignation and irrelevant bleating.

K1LLSW1TCH · 16 Sep 2013 at 15:00

Does it say anywhere in that article that he actually went on camera himself? If not then it's easy to see how young children could be tricked.

jake108 · 16 Sep 2013 at 15:00

Yup sounds like one sick puppy.

What does it take to have a mindset like that? You just can't fathom what's running through their head really. Usually you could blow it all off as a mental issue of some sort but that sounds even more predatory.

It makes you wonder if their brains are wired up differently somehow or just genuinely sick in the head. There are some pretty dangerous people in this world to children. Lock up, throw away the key IMHO.

grimm · 16 Sep 2013 at 15:03

Theophany said:
It's got nothing to do with advocating it, it's just not funny. But please don't let me interrupt your ersatz indignation and irrelevant bleating.

If you don't find it funny then why not just say so (no need to be shy!), or comment on the article rather than the style of humour.

Did you win some internet points by posting numerous sarcastic (and also lacking in the humour department) comments? Did you also win some additional internet points for using words like "ersatz", or did you just use that word because you thought I wouldn't know what it meant?

Theophany · 16 Sep 2013 at 15:08

grimm said:
If you don't find it funny then why not just say so (no need to be shy!), or comment on the article rather than the style of humour.

Did you win some internet points by posting numerous sarcastic (and also lacking in the humour department) comments? Did you also win some additional internet points for using words like "ersatz", or did you just use that word because you thought I wouldn't know what it meant?

I was going to post a sarcastic reply to this, but I think I've now depleted my reserves for the day.

Efour · 16 Sep 2013 at 15:11

To OP.

No i don't think he looks like Justin Beiber.