When dealing with ******, you have to make sure they can not call home or you're screwed. If their inbred mates find out that you've taken matters in to your own hands, they'll never leave you alone. With that in mind, I recommend you take a few days off work and stock up on supplies.
You'll need some energy drinks to keep yourself going, some sandwiches or snacks, duct tape, a jerry can full of petrol, a lighter and a shotgun. Hide either in the caravan, front driveway or garden with said supplies. Leave the caravan unlocked.
When they decide to make their move, wait for them to get inside the caravan and when they do, stick the shotgun in their face and tie them up. If they run, shoot them and claim self defense but but being the spineless *******s they are, odds are they'll fold on the spot. Duct tape their mouths, ankles, and hands in front of them. Make it nice and tight. Don't duct tape their hands behind their back because you won't know if they're trying to get loose.
Hook up the caravan, drive it somewhere far with the ****** inside and torch it. Tell the insurance that it had a gas leak which is why it was decommissioned and that the ****** must've been playing with the gas.
New caravan, no more ****** and their inbred mates will think that they got away with it but had some bad luck and killed themselves.
Add in some torture if you enjoy that kind of thing. I've heard that they're a bit like rats, in that if you catch one and set fire to it wjere the rest of the pack can hear it scream, they'll go away and never return.
You'll need some energy drinks to keep yourself going, some sandwiches or snacks, duct tape, a jerry can full of petrol, a lighter and a shotgun. Hide either in the caravan, front driveway or garden with said supplies. Leave the caravan unlocked.
When they decide to make their move, wait for them to get inside the caravan and when they do, stick the shotgun in their face and tie them up. If they run, shoot them and claim self defense but but being the spineless *******s they are, odds are they'll fold on the spot. Duct tape their mouths, ankles, and hands in front of them. Make it nice and tight. Don't duct tape their hands behind their back because you won't know if they're trying to get loose.
Hook up the caravan, drive it somewhere far with the ****** inside and torch it. Tell the insurance that it had a gas leak which is why it was decommissioned and that the ****** must've been playing with the gas.
New caravan, no more ****** and their inbred mates will think that they got away with it but had some bad luck and killed themselves.
Add in some torture if you enjoy that kind of thing. I've heard that they're a bit like rats, in that if you catch one and set fire to it wjere the rest of the pack can hear it scream, they'll go away and never return.
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