Done anything weird in your sleep?

A good friend of mine walked out of a window and broke both his legs and when he woke up (which I imagine was straight away!), had to crawl across to next door, naked and scream for help.

I would say that was a pretty bad period for him.
 
Lmao sleep sex sounds awesome. Weirdest thing I have done is probably (when I was about 7 or so and I'm pretty sure I used to hallucinate a bit back then) got up about 1AM and had a banging wee right in the middle of my bedroom. Woke up having no idea mum couldn't diagnose the smell until she felt a damp patch on the floor lol.

I sleep talk now and again. I've slept talk and my mums heard it before and went to me, "you were saying some pretty..strange things". Well I certainly hope that I wasn't having a good time in my dream when saying those things! :eek:
 
Nothing quite like you wardrobe peeing, sleep dressing, lamp punching bunch :D but... when Im hammered I hold my breath for long periods when Im asleep, so Im informed. I've also woken up crying, laughing and most recently thwacking my other half as I was having an incredibly vivid dream that they cheated on me!
 
dmpoole said:
There is also Sleep As An Droid (!).
For years my wife told me I hold my breath and she has to keep hitting me to start me breathing again.
A few weeks ago I had it all recorded.
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Sounds like sleep apnea, my dad suffers from it and has to wear a special mask at night now as he kept waking himself up due to not breathing.
 
Oh my god, what have I started, didn't think I would be laughing throughout this thread I made. :D

I am glad that I am not the only weirdo!
 
When travelling overnight on a ferry to France, I was sharing the room with 4 friends and apparently I woke them all up at 4am with the main door open screaming at them to "get up, it's going down, the boat is going down, then I ran down the corridor"
 
I remember waking up once whilst standing up. I was holding my portable TV for some reason. The first memory on waking was raising my hands above my head in a shrugging gesture (what on earth is going on?) and dropping the TV on my foot.
 
Never done anything wierd in sleep that I know of. I've done that thing where my g/f has to wake me up as it sounds like I am not able to breathe. That freaks her out so she wakes me.
 
Having had a rather heavy night on the booze at the pub, several people had come back to our flat after closing time, I had promptly passed out, then still sleeping, walked to the kitchen. Friends came to see what was going on, theres me standing in front of a cooker, naked with frying pan in hand, attempting to cook bacon.

The ex quickly turned the cooker off at the wall and told me to go back to bed, I stuffed the frying pan, full of oil and bacon in the fridge and waddled off to bed. No recollection of this at all, the video evidence in the morning was some what embarrassing!
 
Well not much here but basically I remember a few weeks ago that i basically sat up and shouted "Shut Up!" really really loud and then woke up. I knew what i was doing but had no control, made me giggle :D

I know the Misses constantly jumps during her sleep and she always slips on something, but it isn't a normal jolt and she wakes up its a high jump! Always makes me laugh.

She also talks a lot during her sleep and has conversations (or just laughs) with me and she has no recollection in the morning.
 
Just the usual move into the all fours postition so knees and forearms (head on pillow) and stay like that til either my girlfriend wakes me up or i wake up due to back pain.
 
I supposedly kept sitting up, moving my girlfriend and then lying back down and also managed to turn off the alarm this morning and then stare at her.. All while being asleep and I thought I slept like a baby!
 
Several years ago now I woke up a tad confused.
I'd gone to sleep on a sofa bed in the lounge of a friends house, I woke up the next morning in a proper bed with my mate Gav asleep next to me :o.

Aparently I walked up the stairs, stripped down to my boxers, placed my neatly folded clothes on a chair, and uttered the phrase "shove up" before hopping in bed with gav and his other half.

She was none to impressed and stormed off to her parents place, Gav just rolled over and went back to sleep lol.

Used to wake up in the bath now and then too, though not much sleep walking anymore as I tend to drink a tad less now :p
 
Urinated over my girlfriends teddy collection :(

Urinated in wardrobes, took a crap on the front room floor.

Most are whilst i was drunk before sleep though.
 
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