Done anything weird in your sleep?

fiveub

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I woke up today hugging quite a few clothes and a towel, these are usually on the side across the room, so I must have woke up in the night and just grabbed them for what ever reason. - Anyone else done weird things like this without knowing in your sleep?
 
Haha lol 5UB, that is pretty odd.

I dreamed about Kanye West last night - he had an RC car that he'd trained his dog to spray-paint red, by walking backwards and forwards past it (with the spray can strapped to him), while Kanye operated the sprayer.

The odd thing was, he wasn't a complete twonk in my dream.

Apparently, I was talking away quite coherently! I'm gutted, I've got that sleep talk app but have never used it.
 
Sat up in panic exclaiming that there was a rat in the bedroom, and swearing at it. I have no recollection of that at all. I often say very weird things.

A friend of my brother-in-law does some weird sexual things to his wife, including popping his thumb in her wastepipe. :eek:
 
Where to begin...

Tried to kill my girlfriend at the time. Several times actually.
Burnt my foot jumping on a heater.
Woke up 5ft off the ground, head on the ceiling, after scaling a book shelf
Dragged my duvet, sheet and pillows into my lounge and made a den, with the sheet draped from the sofa to the table
Woke up fully dressed for work - I mean hair product in, everything

The list goes on... and on..

I have an iPhone app ("Recorder Pro") which you set running as you go to bed, and it records when it picks up sound.
Last night, as per usual, I talked a load of rubbish, including "What will we do? What will we DO? We'll cook us a FEAST"

Always amusing to listen to myself first thing in the morning
 
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tres said:
Where to begin...

Tried to kill my girlfriend at the time. Several times actually.
Burnt my foot jumping on a heater.
Woke up 5ft off the ground, head on the ceiling, after scaling a book shelf
Dragged my duvet, sheet and pillows into my lounge and made a den, with the sheet draped from the sofa to the table
Woke up fully dressed for work - I mean hair product in, everything

The list goes on... and on..
Click to expand...

with a story?

Edit: ninja edit! :p
 
I've woken up with my feet on my pillow and my head where my feet should be a few times :eek:

Also gone to bed with clothes on and woke up nekid before :eek:
 
Woke up sat infront of my SNES with TV on and game loaded when I was a kid.

Best one was my mate started taking down a big 5 man tent in his sleep - weirdest thing I've ever seen!
 
My ex wife once woke up in the middle of the night convinced that the bed was on fire. She immediately started to pat the fire out. That was when I woke up. Mainly because, during her fire-fighting frenzy, she'd hit me smack in the crown jewels. I had already learned that the best way to deal with her in this state was just to calmly say "You go back to sleep. I'll handle it". She fell asleep again instantly, I endured 10 mins of ball-burn and then lay there for another hour trying to drift off again.
And no, that's not why she is my ex. :)
 
I've never done much in my sleep other than mutter a few words but my cousins used to sleep walk/talk quite a lot. The older one who was about 11 at the time was sleep walking in his hotel room when he was on holiday and then walked out of the room and down the corridor completely naked. His brother also sleep walks and talks and when he was 12 when he was getting moved from one bed to another by his mum he opened his eyes, pull his fist back as if he was going to punch someone and started saying "**** off, Jane" repeatedly :p
 
Yes! When i was a kid my mum caught me sleep walking in the middle of the night with my shlong hanging out the window taking a whazz !
 
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