Done anything weird in your sleep?

Woke up under my bed a few times.
Apparently once i walked downstairs, somehow managed to not set the burglar alarm off and slept on the sofa. Then sometime later went back upstairs and set the alarm off on the way :o
 
Albeit alcohol induced.....i got up and peed on a chest of draws, missus woke me up mid flow by shouting at me.
 
I had a dream the other night where aliens invaded. For some reason Danny Devito was in it. The group of people I was with in the dream split up, and I was in the group with him in it. For some reason he decided to attack the aliens and went running after them with a golf club, he was shot and killed. I sent a message via my phone to the other group to inform them that he was dead.

Dream went on for a bit longer but when I woke up the next morning I found out at 3:38 in the morning I had updated my status on facebook to say "they killed danny devito"
 
Skillmister said:
Woke up under my bed a few times.
Apparently once i walked downstairs, somehow managed to not set the burglar alarm off and slept on the sofa. Then sometime later went back upstairs and set the alarm off on the way :o
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I'm waiting for magick to say that you must have been abducted, hence not tripping the alarm, who then returned you to your sofa. :D
 
Bumhug said:
I had a dream the other night where aliens invaded. For some reason Danny Devito was in it. The group of people I was with in the dream split up, and I was in the group with him in it. For some reason he decided to attack the aliens and went running after them with a golf club, he was shot and killed. I sent a message via my phone to the other group to inform them that he was dead.

Dream went on for a bit longer but when I woke up the next morning I found out at 3:38 in the morning I had updated my status on facebook to say "they killed danny devito"
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Had you been watching Mars Attacks lately? :D
 
My flatmate sleepwalks.

His bedroom at his parents house contains a mezzanine level, about 15 ft off the ground, where his bed sits. In the past, he has urinated off the mezzanine level, he's woken up to find himself trying to climb down and he's also jumped off it - woke up with a severely sprained ankle.

On holiday in France he once walked out of his hotel room, crossed the hallway, opened the door to the room opposite and walked in... My friend found him taking a pee in the other room's bathroom. There were two kids fast asleep in the room... He was quickly ushered out!

Edit - He also kicks violently in his sleep and argues with himself (often taking both sides of the argument with accompanying accents). He can only sleep in pitch black rooms too, and it's common to find him with a jumper/t-shirt over his face. The item of clothing can differ depending on amount of alcohol consumed - he'll almost always wake up after a big night out with the pair of pants he'd previously worn draped across his face... very odd.
 
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Apparently I talk in my sleep, never tried to record what I say though.

I remember waking up on the floor once when I was a kid with no idea how I got there. It turns out I rolled off the top bunk smacking my head on the chest of drawers on the way down. Slept right through it. I now have a dent in my head :(
 
I have a few moments, but I hadn't had any issues for years until a few weeks ago when I walked into my friend's room and asked him three times to give me back my pillow. I hope it wasn't a sub-conscious "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" moment.

A couple years back I face-palmed my girlfriend in my sleep. I was sort of awake, as I remember it. The worst bit is how straight afterwards, I got a terrible fit of the giggles. I don't think she ever forgave me for it. I still get the giggles now just thinking about it. Teehee :D

I've also pee'd on the front door while my parents threw a dinner party. I was aged six. That caused a bit of a stir :D
 
My Mrs has said that I’ve thrown myself around the bed waving my arms, howling and speaking an alien language. I’ve put that down to her bad dreams.
 
Fell off the top bunk in my sleep once back in the day, if that counts as weird.

Oddly enough, I didn't wake up. Must have been a decentish landing :D
 
Sleepwalking to my mothers room one night and then proceeded to sleep-attack her before going back to bed.
Don't recall it at all. The 'episode' has been logged on my medical records though.
 
I apparently quite regularly steal my wives pillow from under her head, hit her with it then roll over and hug it tight.
 
has a dream that there was a spider in the bed and ran to the turn the light on and just pointing at the bed saying its there, cant you see it. Weird thing was, I was conscious of the whole thing, but just didn't have any control.

Another one was after I was drag me to hell and had a dream that I couldnt move my arms (Girlfriend was laying on one and I had my other arm under my head at the time, so was typically sleep paralysis) Then some dark figure came up to my and slowly crawled towards me up, my body and I just woke up sweating. Again, I was conscious but just control my arms! :o Yes, I am weird!
 
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