Done anything weird in your sleep?

I havent, but my wife was always mental when we slept in different places, we were in a hotel and I woke up to find her scrabbling around a cupboard, i asked her what she was doing and she came back to bed, sat on the corner of the bed and threw herself backwards thinking she was going to flop into bed but went head over heads backwards off the bed and landed on the floor. She crawled back into bed and then woke up, she had been sleep walking the whole time.

Daft cow.
 
I had a very vivid dream once, I was being attacked by a shark, and in my attempt to fight it off, I decided to take a bite out of it... then I woke up to the sound of my wife screaming as I was actually biting her arm !!!
 
She'll be saying you locked her out of the house next.

Probably... and quite frankly I am inclined to believe her. The other week, after going to bed I woke up at 3:30 in the morning half on and half of of the lounge sofa, by half off I mean I was kneeling on the floor with my head and half my body on the seat. I have no idea how I got there or why I was there, so picked myself up and walked back into bed.

From time to time I also wake up with my head where my feet were and my feet where my head should be. I am a shockingly bad sleeper though and never really get enough decent sleep.
 
I have apparently gone for a walk in my sleep before, and talking to my self..

My cousin used to jump out of bed with his wife and start screaming like "FIRE!!!!!" and was like "Get out of bed theres a fire!!!" started opening windows and all sorts of stuff. Happened like half a dozen times, various events though.. Fire, earthquake etc.
 
Woke up with my head inside the pillow case, which happened to be white. Thought it was heaven!!

Also my mate used to sleep talk and apparently we have conversations in different languages
 
About 13 years old i 'supposidly' woke up and had a wee in the kitchen bin whilst my mum and all her friends was in the kitchen.
 
Walked into my old housemates bedroom. I did make a thread about it but it seems to have gone now. :(
 
Walked all round the house and onto the roof.

Asked my sister for a glass of water.

Went to 'brush my teeth' and ended up repeatedly hitting the water tap with the toothpaste.

All I can think of atm5
 
I once sat bolt upright in bed and shouted "Pineapple Graveyard!" and then woke up realising I had done it. No control or anything. :$
 
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