Done anything weird in your sleep?

think the worst thing i've ever done is have a fight with my duvet and wake up in very odd positions, like bottom to top,

My middle brother is stranger, when we were teenagers, i once saw him get out of bed, and attack a recliner in our bedroom for no apparent reason, then go back to bed muttering, yeah i kicked your **** lol
 
When I was younger my mum came in 1 night to check on me before she went bed. I was sat at the end of the bed pretending to hold a fishing rod.

She asked what I was doing and I said "shhhh, I'm fishing".

She said ok and went to bed :p
 
Apparently I wandered into the bathroom, sat cross-legged in the middle of the floor and shouted "I'm going to be sick", repeatedly for about 10 mins. At which point I was escorted back to bed by my parents. I have no recollection of it whatsoever.

Not me, but my father once had a dream he was being chased by a giant rat whilst crawling through a sewer. He said the rat eventually caught up with him and he jolted awake to find himself lying down under my mothers dressing table!
 
Sung the 'I'm all snug as a bug' song in front of my mum and sister :/

Funny thing is, I couldn't recall ever hearing of that song until then. In fact, I may have made it up there and then.
 
My mums told me that years ago, when I was still going to school, she used to come into my room in the early morning before she went to work and told me she was leaving for work. Apparantly I would then roll over onto my side facing her, lean up and purse my lips so she could kiss me goodbye, then immediately roll back over again. All without opening my eyes.
 
You crazy bunch of *******. Love it.

All the GF's I've had all say I'm as soft as **** when I'm sleep. Apparently I turn all cuddly. I call BS on that one though.

I'm currently sleeping on my own though. I regularly wake up with some pillows missing. IE thrown off the bottom of my bed and my quilt anything but the right way. Most morning's I wake up and I'm actually cuddling a pillow.

I used to answer my old work phone in my sleep. Like "Hello etc etc etc. How can I help?"
 
Why am I not surprised at the volume of nutters in here? :)


I'm quite timid in comparison. Apparently I twitch whilst nodding off. Also, much to the irritation of my other half, I've nestled in the back of her neck with my forehead, then every few minutes dug a little deeper until she was completely hunched over, chin on chest :D.

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Apparantly last night I pushed the mrs out of the bed and refused to let her get back in.
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Yeah, you show her who's boss!
 
I used to have night terrors when i was a kid


Parents said i would be squirming and screaming and crying in my sleep like i was being killed or possesed, i would wake up and not remember a thing
 
I've woken up facing the opposite side of the bed quite a few times, I've no idea how I've actually done it.
 
I get the odd case of sleep paralysis... sometimes rarely, sometimes every night for a week. I tend to wake myself up by thrashing around like a lunatic, trying to wake the rest of my body up.

Glad i warned the misses i was prone to it before she experienced it for herself. :)

Thrown myself off the bed a couple of times aswell, once resulting in the worst case of carpet burn on my knee EVER! Got infected and all sorts of horrid stuff. :(
 
This thread is more than amusing!

All i really do these days is twitch as im nodding off (like the sensation of standing in a pothole) and end up jolting myself awake! Used to **** the ex up!
 
I have woken up panicking thinking there was a giant spider in my room, another night i thought there was a mouse in my room trying to bit my balls (yes it scared the ****) i banged my head running out the front door, i woke up in the stairwell (naked).
My biggest fear is that One day i'm going to wake up outside the flat butt naked with no keys and no - one to buzz me in, would be terribly embarrassing.

When i was in the army i used to sleep walk allot, boys in my room used to say i would wake up some nights talking to imaginary people.One night my friend ovy recorder my conversation i was having with an imaginary person which went on for like 30 minutes :)
 
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Mine goes as far as sleep paralysis, ususally happens about 5 times a year tops.

Had it twice in the past 3 weeks though, I don't mind it, think it's kinda cool lol

the last one I was adament that a ghost didn't want me to sleep in the particular bedroom I was in, so in my sleep (either in my dream or out loud, i duno), I was saying 'Ok, I'll go, alright, I'll go'

woke up, got my quilt and moved rooms :/
 
I used to sleep walk now and then, given my mum a heart attack by creeping round the house at night. Also got woken up my my dad sat at the end of my bad with 2 pairs of trousers on.

When i was travelling heard a few stories and witnessed a few.

A girl was camping in Africa and she woke up screaming "lion" sent the campsite into a panic.

Whilst in Peru i was sharing a room with 3 other guys, we'd had a lot to drink (had a party in our room) and at night one of the guys was being sick, got had a **** in between the 2 other guys beds, had a shower, packed his bags (we were leaving very early in the morning), hung his wet/puked on clothes out the window to dry then proceeded to masturbate naked whilst listening to his ipod on loud speaker (was walking around the room singing along). He claims he doesnt remember a thing. I still have nightmares :(, still can't listen to snow patrol!
 
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