Doner Meat

Youstolemyname

Youstolemyname

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Is it really made out of Labrador's eyes and Shetland Pony's tonails?

Mrsyoustolemyname has banned me from our bedroom tonight because I brought in a Doner Kebab and chips. The spare room awaits my slumber.

Some might say it is a fair ban. Others might say it is racist.

Doner meat rules all meat when drunk so to be honest I think I should be allowed into the boudoir to eat the meat.

The eternal question is......is doner meat legal or is it the scrapings off a staffordshire bull terrier's nutsack?
 
It's basically mince meat with seasoning. Nothing worse goes into doner than in your average sausage or hamburger. :)
 
They had a feature on The f word with gordon ramsay a few months back and doner meat is not that bad. Its the bits of meat that would not sell as cuts, etc. No eyes and no nutsacks were injured during the show
 
Well according to the TV show 'The F Word' on C4 they use some pretty decent cuts of meat. It showed it being made in a factory and they were cutting proper meat off the carcase.
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Youstolemyname said:
Is it really made out of Labrador's eyes and Shetland Pony's tonails?

Mrsyoustolemyname has banned me from our bedroom tonight because I brought in a Doner Kebab and chips. The spare room awaits my slumber.

Some might say it is a fair ban. Others might say it is racist.

Doner meat rules all meat when drunk so to be honest I think I should be allowed into the boudoir to eat the meat.

The eternal question is......is doner meat legal or is it the scrapings off a staffordshire bull terrier's nutsack?
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You would eat it in the bedroom? wtf get to the spare room and don't snore!! ;)

Whether or not that bit of elephants leg you have aquired is bad for you will probably depend on how many weeks it has been rotating in the establishment from whence it came. :D
 
I stopped eating it for a few months (sober or drunk :D ) because of what someone said here sticking in my mind "eyeballs ..etc.. & hair" :/

However I recently gave into temptation, so I hope it doesn't contain all that stuff :eek:
 
singist said:
You would eat it in the bedroom? wtf get to the spare room and don't snore!! ;)

Whether or not that bit of elephants leg you have aquired is bad for you will probably depend on how many weeks it has been rotating in the establishment from whence it came. :D
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Probably cos he's going to fart all night.
 
wizardmaxx said:
They had a feature on The f word with gordon ramsay a few months back and doner meat is not that bad. Its the bits of meat that would not sell as cuts, etc. No eyes and no nutsacks were injured during the show
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I saw that and to be honest, I found it a pleasant surprise. It's actually good meat.
 
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