Don't flash - it could save your life

This is true. One day I was out driving when I saw a blacked out beemer. It was driving with the lights off and it was dark. Naturally I flashed them to let them know, but instead of being grateful, they shot at me.

I stuck my foot down, but they followed at high speed. They chased me for miles until I ran out of fuel up in Scotland somewhere. I fled from my car, diving into the nearest wood and hid there until daylight. I went to leave but I saw the beemer in the distance, so I went back to the hollowed out tree trunk I am now calling home.

Honestly, I'm so scared I can barely keep my breathing quiet. Some guy came into the woods the other night with like a 12 million candle power torch and was looking around. I don't know if he was one of the beemer chaps or not. I started to edge closer to him, but his torch began to fade and suddenly he ran off, shouting "Oh em Gee Oh em gee" over and over again.

So now I'm here, stuck in some woods near some house in the middle of nowhere in Scotland, and as each night falls, I can feel the fear starting and my breathing gets heavier and heavier. I'm too scared to leave the woods, even to go to the house, in case it's the beemer gangs hideout.

Luckily I had my laptop and GPRS card with me otherwise I wouldn't be able to post this.

Please help me!
 
If that really came from the council, they could have at least fixed the grammar before coping it from they're Hotmail inbox.


volospian said:
This is true. One day I was out driving when I saw a blacked out beemer. It was driving with the lights off and it was dark. Naturally I flashed them to let them know, but instead of being grateful, they shot at me.

I stuck my foot down, but they followed at high speed. They chased me for miles until I ran out of fuel up in Scotland somewhere. I fled from my car, diving into the nearest wood and hid there until daylight. I went to leave but I saw the beemer in the distance, so I went back to the hollowed out tree trunk I am now calling home.

Honestly, I'm so scared I can barely keep my breathing quiet. Some guy came into the woods the other night with like a 12 million candle power torch and was looking around. I don't know if he was one of the beemer chaps or not. I started to edge closer to him, but his torch began to fade and suddenly he ran off, shouting "Oh em Gee Oh em gee" over and over again.

So now I'm here, stuck in some woods near some house in the middle of nowhere in Scotland, and as each night falls, I can feel the fear starting and my breathing gets heavier and heavier. I'm too scared to leave the woods, even to go to the house, in case it's the beemer gangs hideout.

Luckily I had my laptop and GPRS card with me otherwise I wouldn't be able to post this.

Please help me!
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:D:D
 
alexthecheese said:
I used to work at the local council and have friends in Essex County, and from the email (looking at the forwarding etc.) I got it looks like it genuinely came from the accident data team over there.

To be honest it wouldn't surprise me as they truly are a bunch of numpties of the highest order.
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You wouldn't beleive the crap that gets sent to me for dissemination from senior managers. They're all stupid chain mails, some as old as 1997, that they get forwarded from come clueless idiot friend they've given their works email. Then they issue the command to forward it throughout the whole service.

They are absolute muppets. God knows how they get to such senior positions.
 
Bug One said:
You wouldn't beleive the crap that gets sent to me for dissemination from senior managers. They're all stupid chain mails, some as old as 1997, that they get forwarded from come clueless idiot friend they've given their works email. Then they issue the command to forward it throughout the whole service.

They are absolute muppets. God knows how they get to such senior positions.
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It's evolution (and almost as slow) - they just stay there for 30+ years and hey-ho, they're a manager!
 
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